The best movie line ever!

[u4ik_RAGE]

Thurgood: Well I be from Jamaica, mon.
Samson: What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood: Right by da beach, boyeeeee!!

Scarface: Yo, they killed killer, B. They killed killer, man.

Samson: Now I'm going to kill your Mexican friend here.
Scarface: Yo, I'm Cuban, B.
Samson: YES, Cuban B.

 

[crimson coal]

Uttered by Bill Paxton in "Weird Science"

"How bout a nice greasy pork sandwhich served in a dirty ashtray"

 

[Sassy69]

"... And this one time at band camp..."


" What's my name bitch? Who's your mama bitch?" (probably a paraphrase)

 

[Island Son]

Amour Infinity
Derek: Well then come over here and kick my ass. I beg you. (and the other guy backs down)

The Annihilation of Fish:
Poinsettia (trying to give Fish an erection): Oh God, it's working! Oh God, it's working!!
Fish: Woman, give credit where credit is due!

 

[Virtual Acid]

When somone is as crazy as you clearly are? do they know that their insane? do they just stop and go,.. whoa.. its amazing how fucking crazy i really am? Muhaha

 

[Drizzt]

Cop- Do you know what will happen if you go back to prison.

Kevin Pollock- I don't know fuck your father in the shower then have a snack, what??

Usual Suspects


Black Protestor- Let me speak with your foreman mother fucker.

Chris- Keep your mother off the streets and maybe I won't fuck her.

Sopranos

 

[k1401]

Yea, Though I Walk through the Valley of The Shadow of Death
I will fear no evil cause I'm the MEANEST MOTHER FUCKER in the VALLEY!

 

[BackDoc]

"Let me introduce you to my lil friend!"



Aside from that the coolest lines come from my favorite movie of all time:

Prison Warden (making introduction): "this is Napoleon Wilson."
Cop: "sure doesn't look much like a mass murderer."
Wilson: "got a smoke?"
(Prison warden elbows Wilson to the back of the head knocking him to the floor as the cop's head is turned.)
Prison Warden: "oops! He just slipped right outta the chair."
Wilson: "yeah, I don't sit in chairs as good as I used to."


Wilson: "got a smoke?"
Cop: "you asked me that earlier."
Wilson: "I never got a definite answer."
Cop: "I don't smoke."
Wilson: "that's a definite answer."



Female cop: "looks like we just ran out of time."
Wilson: "I was born out of time."
Female cop: "I've only got two bullets left. Should I save them for us?"
Wilson: "Save em for the first two assholes that come through that door."



Other convict: "I godda plan, this plan's called 'save ass'. I jump through this window an' I run like a bastard!"

 

[casavant]

"As you wish..."


"Anybody want a peanut?"


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"I'm having an old friend for dinner."

 

[fkight2000]

"I wanted a mission...and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up like room service. It was a real choice mission. And when it was over, I'd never want another." (Captain Willard)

"We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army. And they call me an assasin. What do you call it when the assasins accuse the assasin ? " ( Colonel Kurtz )

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning ! You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours, and when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell -- you know, that gasoline smell -- the whole hill -- it smelled like victory!" ( Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore )


...All from the best war movie ever made, APoCALYPSE NOW