The best movie line ever!

[PsychoSkitz]

"Ya smoke crack dontcha boy?"

--Mr. Clark from "Lean on Me"

 

[mranderson]

TO crush your enimies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamatations of their women.
:conan the barbarian

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

"Put the teddy bear back in the box!!!"

to be said in forest gump voice.


Just saw Con Air on TV tonight. Now I understand what they are making fun of on Mad TV (the hillbilly who thinks he can fight).

 

[Thudblast]

Listen, and understand, that ---------- is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity or remourse, or fear, and absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

 

[waterboy]

"SHUT THAT CUNT UP ,BEFORE I FUCK START HER HEAD"........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................THE WAY OF THE GUN ..........................

 

[thesuperstar]

I'LL BE BACK.

 

[Superfoot]

1. Do you understand the words that are comin' out of my mouth?

2. I will poke out your eyes and skull fuck you!

3. It's empty...


1. Rush hour
2. Full Metal Jacket
3. Universal Soldier

 

[bryan]

"she was the greatest piece of ass i've ever had, and i've had um all over the world." -woltz from the godfather....well ,whats your favorite godfather quote?

 

[talonracer]

[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.]
Woman with daughter: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Daughter: Happy Scrappy...
Woman with Daughter: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, ( to lady) , what was that called again??

 

[cyberflash]

Go Ahead ... MAKE MY DAY !

Clint Eastwood