thank you grocery store flirt

[hamstershaver]

you into the pregnant dirty chicks?

what guy isnt?

 

[jack sparrow]

Haters!!!

 

[stilleto]

what guy isnt?

i love a skanky pregnant chick. shows she puts out. and if she's got dirt under her nails, its even hotter cause then you know she doesn't shower and the goods are nice and ripe.

 

[Frisky]

when their check if your melons are ripe

lol

wtf

 

[pintoca]

and burnt sammiches

he got double pwned...

 

[mrdeeznuts]

lol

wtf

or say hey thats a quite large cumcumber you have there. i think i can help you out with that

 

[Frisky]

or say hey thats a quite large cumcumber you have there. i think i can help you out with that

I've used that line before.

 

[jack sparrow]

he got double pwned...

Hey, I looked down at those black crumbs and thought to myself "damn, you've seen better days, huh?"

 

[Smurfy]

thats pretty flattering, even if he was gross or you weren't interested or found it creepy. the fact that he went out of his way to find you and build up the nerve to call or even just flirt is pretty nice.

Yeah it reminded me how fucking awesome I am.

 

[stilleto]

Yeah it reminded me how fucking awesome I am.

lol, yeah, i'm pretty high on myself today too.
and, i smell good.