thank you grocery store flirt

[Frisky]

you into the pregnant dirty chicks?

and burnt sammiches

 

[stilleto]

and burnt sammiches

blech.
everything about that encounter said "past its prime".

 

[Frisky]

blech.
everything about that encounter said "past its prime".

but she spread the bread so seductive

 

[Smurfy]

Thats almost as good as the guy who started flirting/talking to me in line at the grocery store. All I told him was my first name and where I worked (he was a cop and I worked in social service so it was a topic of convo). One week later, he somehow found out my work # and called me there. It was rather strange. He asked me out and I said no i have a bf (lumberg).

 

[stilleto]

but she spread the bread so seductive

she's probably an old pro at spreading.

even at 23 or however old she was.

 

[Frisky]

Thats almost as good as the guy who started flirting/talking to me in line at the grocery store. All I told him was my first name and where I worked (he was a cop and I worked in social service so it was a topic of convo). One week later, he somehow found out my work # and called me there. It was rather strange. He asked me out and I said no i have a bf (lumberg).

I remember that story!

I had a similar encounter with an 18yr old college student that was at a class i took last year. I had a very brief convo with him about my work, never telling him where I worked or even my full name. Two weeks later I pull in to work and low and behold he pulls in behind me.

 

[stilleto]

Thats almost as good as the guy who started flirting/talking to me in line at the grocery store. All I told him was my first name and where I worked (he was a cop and I worked in social service so it was a topic of convo). One week later, he somehow found out my work # and called me there. It was rather strange. He asked me out and I said no i have a bf (lumberg).

thats pretty flattering, even if he was gross or you weren't interested or found it creepy. the fact that he went out of his way to find you and build up the nerve to call or even just flirt is pretty nice.

 

[jack sparrow]

you into the pregnant dirty chicks?

She was wholesome...just misunderstood. I could feel it.

and burnt sammiches

It wasn't her fault. Sub-Way is known for buying cheap equipment.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

I always make eye contact, but im still oblivious as to when someone is flirting with me.

when their check if your melons are ripe

 

[stilleto]

She was wholesome...just misunderstood. I could feel it.


It wasn't her fault. Sub-Way is known for buying cheap equipment.

How many other kids you think she's got? 4? 5?