thank you grocery store flirt

[stilleto]

I know what you mean. It's just a nice little lift/ confidence boost. Always seems to come on exactly the kind of day you described.

Downs Syndrome chicks give amazing BJ's, BTW.

i know.

 

[stilleto]

oh, that was nice. Sometimes it does give you a little uplift, you know.

I had a strange thing like that happen to me too. Went to Sostco very early, like 9 am and just said a normal hi to the guy at the door. 2 min later I hear someone yelling - hey miss, hey miss. I didnt turn around cause "obviously it was not for me". Little did I know...first I thought that I have done something wrong, then came the flirting words from his mouth....

thats very cool.

 

[GrandMaster]

Lol!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lestat]

yeah, you know, even if you wouldn't go for it, for whatever reason, its like such a big compliment. I kept thinking I'd get to a mirror and discover some reason why i was being smiled at, like a big glob of paint in my hair or pidgeon crap on my shoulder, but nope.

it felt really good.

agreed, love the ego boost

 

[SoKlueles]

aww thats sweet

 

[PBR]

you probably are.
sometimes, its better that way.

Excuse me....could you tell me if this Cantalope is ripe or not???...i cant really tell and im making a salad for this big party at the beach tomorrow night- yeah U2 is going to be there and just hang out with us....

 

[hamstershaver]

maybe they were just being nice

 

[stilleto]

Excuse me....could you tell me if this Cantalope is ripe or not???...i cant really tell and im making a salad for this big party at the beach tomorrow night- yeah U2 is going to be there and just hang out with us....

you put cantelope in your salad?

thats weird.

get away from me.















someone call security.

 

[PBR]

you put cantelope in your salad?

thats weird.

get away from me.















someone call security.

....im single.

 

[jack sparrow]

I stopped at a Sub-Way in some obscure Ohio town last week...a young, 6 months or so pregnant hawttie, probaly no older than 23 with tatoos, black eye makeup, reddish-blonde hair and no ring on her finger, burned me up a chicken parmesan sub....when she sliced the bun, she spread it in a certain manner (how can I put this nicely?), while looking down at it and smirking. She looked up at me to see that I was grinning from ear to ear...I just looked down, and could feel my ears turning beet red. While she was turning my sub black in the toaster oven, her back was half turned and I could have swore she stuck her ass out a few extra inches to show me that her stretch pants were extra tight....I could still see the smirk. I paid for my burnt sammich, and then she handed me my change with a big sexy smile. I put my head down again trying to hide the fact that I felt like a 12 yr old fat kid that just got a huge ice cream cone, and said "Thankyou".

When I pulled away...I was laughing, and I could see her smiling through the window from the parking lot. Ohio must be pretty damn boring.

I wonder how she got pregnant?