Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[Bikini Mod]

6" is not small and is more than enough. I am talking so small that it would disappear in the palm of my hand. I don't have very large hands at all. So if your winkie is disappearing....

 

[Turd Ferguson]

My wife told me this story about a guy she was dating before me. He had a VERY small one. Like an inch. Funny he was a Body Builder too. ( I'm not one I'm fat ). And my wife said she had to really try hard not to laugh at the guy.

She told me a story where he would talk smak about how big he was. He would like tell her " you want this big old thing " and all the time be holding his stump with two fingers like it's a fire hose.

 

[Bikini Mod]

She told me a story where he would talk smak about how big he was. He would like tell her " you want this big old thing " and all the time be holding his stump with two fingers like it's a fire hose.

The image this conjuress up in my mind is nearly as funny as that scene from "Waiting to Exhale" where some hefty dude rolls off of Robin Givens like totally patting himself on the back for his "performance" and she thinks out loud, "Does he just think he DID something?!"

Too damned funny!

 

[Lumberg]

anyone ever failed at masturbating? lol

absolutely.

 

[Lumberg]

I have not had pleasurable sex to the point where I WANTED to actually sleep next to the guy after getting off (If I don't get off then it is always the guy as I get off if the wind is blowing in the proper direction.)

Hmm.

So if I dont' want the woman to sleep over, then I should be horrible in the sack?

That's so crazy, it might just work!

 

[Smurfy]

6" is not small and is more than enough. I am talking so small that it would disappear in the palm of my hand. I don't have very large hands at all. So if your winkie is disappearing....

omg, that's a bad visual!~ a penis disappearing in the palm of a small hand!

 

[TC2]

omg, that's a bad visual!~ a penis disappearing in the palm of a small hand!

It's called "Baby dick syndrome" and Alien Amp Pharm is VERY sensitive about.

 

[jh1]

My wife told me this story about a guy she was dating before me. He had a VERY small one. Like an inch. Funny he was a Body Builder too. ( I'm not one I'm fat ). And my wife said she had to really try hard not to laugh at the guy.

She told me a story where he would talk smak about how big he was. He would like tell her " you want this big old thing " and all the time be holding his stump with two fingers like it's a fire hose.

Personally I prefer to my girls to not talk about other guys penises whether they were larger or smaller than mine... I don't do well picturing my girl ready to accept another man in her...

But, on this same note - Turd Ferguson - tell your wife to stop talking about my penis. It is NOT small, she is just trying to make you feel better.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I banged a girl that didn't turn me on because I felt obliged. She got us a condo in Steamboat and I simply had no excuse. A very long week end.

Live and learn....always at least get a recent pic before shacking up. Thats was years ago.

Also learned that breakfast in bed is not enjoyable..I felt like a pig.

Maybe I need oral before sex to really properly enjoy it?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Different one JH1. Your's is average she said. I don't agree with her. From what I saw you may need to get the Autin Powers Sweedish Penis Pump and book.