Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[Raina]

I was fairly drunk at a party in college. I ended up going home with some guy. What an utter waste of time. It was beyond mediocre....it was boring. Incredibly boring. I couldn't wait to get out of there. Then when I left he mentioned not to say anything because he had a girlfriend. I felt bad for her.

I have honestly had more exciting nail clippings.

 

[WODIN]

I've had a lot of bad sex in my time....hmm. I'm giving it up. Thats it! I'm done. Fuck it!

 

[CipherLock]

I was in the back of my moms Honda civic parked behind the public library. I had been hooking up with this girl on and off for seven months and she loved to screw. She was a steady performer, watched porn, loved to swallow and try everything all the time.

The civic was a hatchback and I had dropped the back seats and laid out a blanket. We had the windows steamed up good and she started complaining that she had to pee. We kept going and both finished. She was sitting on me when I told her she must have cum a lot because I could feel the warm wetness. No. She was peeing on me. Started tearing up and crying that she couldn’t hold it anymore.

Odd thing was, it felt good.

 

[The Wenis]

there's such a thing as bad sex???

 

[mylife]

I was talkin to this soccer chick last summer who broke up with her boyfriend for me only to find out i couldn't stand her a couple weeks later.

She had a huge birthday party outdoors on some land and by this time I was already sick of her so I was just going to be respectful and get crunk. Towards the end of the party a younger, hotter 17 year old asked me to walk her home and stay the night and I'd been wanting to bang her for a while so I naturally said yes and started walking. Next thing I know that crybaby is bawling on my friends shoulder about me ignorning her.

Soo, I couldn't go home with the other chick or I'd look like the asshole so I just stuck around for a while. The party didn't end til around 5 am and i finally tried ducking out but of course she caught me and hopped in the backseat. She says she can't go home and wants to stay at my place even though she knew I was mad at her. We go up to my apt and she hops on the wang for a few minutes and I was boured outta my mind. She didn't give head, her vagina smelled like she'd ran a marathon that day, and she sounded like a horse. I was gettin at it from behind and next thing you know I pull out and say, "I can't do this anymore." I just remember starin at her butthole and thinking, "fuck this is really gross"

I slept on the couch and she slept in my bed. I took her home that next morning and haven't seen or talked to her since. I had intentions of returning her calls but every day I didn't talk to her got better and better. Eventually it got to the point where it would be too awkward to call her out of the blue. Now I have to ignore her everywhere I go.

yuck, that's the only sex i regret.

 

[Mandinka2]

Some of you might think I'm strange for not likin this but I was with a gymnast chic from Belgium , I was livin in a shared house at the time. Anyway , she popped the legs behind the head , like ya do and proceeded to yell at me to give to her as hard as I could , so I did , and depite the fact that she was bleedin quite a lot insisted only that I hammer her harder...... my housemates were not entirely pleased at this..... dumped her soon after ....couldnt handle that she liked to be hurt in that manner.... she even offered me her ass as well (which i turned down). Very few partners before me and nice person to boot.

 

[Forge]

Some of you might think I'm strange for not likin this but I was with a gymnast chic from Belgium , I was livin in a shared house at the time. Anyway , she popped the legs behind the head , like ya do and proceeded to yell at me to give to her as hard as I could , so I did , and depite the fact that she was bleedin quite a lot insisted only that I hammer her harder...... my housemates were not entirely pleased at this..... dumped her soon after ....couldnt handle that she liked to be hurt in that manner.... she even offered me her ass as well (which i turned down). Very few partners before me and nice person to boot.

I had a GF who was the exact opposite, she wouldn't make a noise during sex. She was hot and a very nice girl, but when it came to sex she was very bashful and made every effort to be as silent as possible. I realized with her that the sounds a girl makes during sex are almost as important to me as the sex itself. I tried to "coach" her into being more free during sex, but it wouldn't work. She was just boring in the sack. We broke up soon after we started banging.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I have had some really, really awful sex. The last time was so bad, in fact that I am downright afraid to be intimate with another guy.

The dude's dick wouldn't stay hard unless he was experiencing pain... so much so that the last time we were together he actually screamed at me to bite his cock (He went limp AGAIN so I went down to help things along.) He then yelled, "BITE IT HARDER I SAID!". He didn't have to say it a third time. While I was giving him the BJ from hell (we are talking teeth-scraping so hard it nearly tore the skin... actually now that I think about it, I must have) I bit down, but H-A-R-D and the dude got off immediately.

Then he wanted to continue with really rough sex... something that I am so not into.. at all.

Then there was the time I went out with this amazingly hot younger bodybuilder dude. He couldn't speak too much English and all my friends were telling me that while he was no rocket scientist, he was a nice guy and he really REALLY liked me. So I figured, why not?

(Never ever second-guess myself again.)

When he touched me, he trembled (and not in a good way).
He hadn't clue one how to kiss.
When he rubbed the bean, I think he mistook it for a thumbtack.
His Johnson went limp.
He was even less adept at eating pussy then he was at kissing.

To make matters worse, he felt the need to try and reclaim his manhood by "using the morning wood."

OH GOD IT WAS TERRIBLE!!!!!

I have not had pleasurable sex to the point where I WANTED to actually sleep next to the guy after getting off (If I don't get off then it is always the guy as I get off if the wind is blowing in the proper direction.) for nearly 2 years.

After the "BITE ME HARD" guy, I even stopped shaving my legs.

EEEEEEEEEewwwwwwwwwwwww. It's been so long that I am seriously beginning to gross myself out. But it is winter so why should I go through the effort?

 

[Delinquent]

The time I couldn't remember it. TWICE

 

[Becoming]

I was in the back of my moms Honda civic parked behind the public library. I had been hooking up with this girl on and off for seven months and she loved to screw. She was a steady performer, watched porn, loved to swallow and try everything all the time.

The civic was a hatchback and I had dropped the back seats and laid out a blanket. We had the windows steamed up good and she started complaining that she had to pee. We kept going and both finished. She was sitting on me when I told her she must have cum a lot because I could feel the warm wetness. No. She was peeing on me. Started tearing up and crying that she couldn’t hold it anymore.

Odd thing was, it felt good.

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