Last June a co-worker who models part-time hooked me up with one of her modelling colleagues, a mid-30s Jewish MILF, recently divorced. After a sushi dinner where she didn't smile or laugh at any of my jokes and I thought I was gonna be lucky to get a handshake at the door of the restaurant, she dragged me to her place for an hour or so of amazingly passionless sex.
Then as I was leaving she had the nerve to ask me for a ride to the airport early the next morning, and like a fool I said I would. But I forgot and overslept.