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Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

ZKaudio said:
anyone ever failed at masturbating? lol

LOL. No comment.
 
Last June a co-worker who models part-time hooked me up with one of her modelling colleagues, a mid-30s Jewish MILF, recently divorced. After a sushi dinner where she didn't smile or laugh at any of my jokes and I thought I was gonna be lucky to get a handshake at the door of the restaurant, she dragged me to her place for an hour or so of amazingly passionless sex.

Then as I was leaving she had the nerve to ask me for a ride to the airport early the next morning, and like a fool I said I would. But I forgot and overslept.
 
db u the man lol..
 
One time when I was raping my hand it just laid there.

fuckin fridgid hands piss me off.
 
in the back of a car with a really tall girl. it was a big backseat, but damn her legs were so long she couldnt straighten them even corner to corner. took her stillettos off before she put a hole in the roof, but i ended up having to bicep curl her the whole time for things to move ahead if you know what i mean. it was a great workout, but shocking sex.

in the end i was sick of the whole thing and called it off mid session. it still ticks over in my mind now and again :(

ah the joys of having people stay over your place and take the joint over
 
ZKaudio said:
i've been denied from my hand before...

What's really said is when your hand says, "Not tonight, I 've got a headache." Or "Are U kidding, with your fat ass, and sweaty cock and balls, go take a shower, slob."
 
the worst sex i ever had?



FANTASTIC!
 
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