Stuart Scott's eyes

[BileStew]

I'm watching Dream Job on ESPN and they showed a closeup of Stuart Scott. He looks like he either has a glass eye, his right one and it looks hazel/green where his left looks brown.

What's up with that goonie goo-goo eyed beeeeotch!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hey upchuckpot, this thread is worthless without pics.

 

[avenirup]

He has a lazy eye (like Paris Hilton)--no glass eye (which I believe have not been glass since about 1905-they are now hard plastic).....Chicks with a lazy eye (example: Paris Hilton) are hot!!

 

[BileStew]

He has a lazy eye (like Paris Hilton)--no glass eye (which I believe have not been glass since about 1905-they are now hard plastic).....Chicks with a lazy eye (example: Paris Hilton) are hot!!

Paris Hilton is a skank and deserves to choke on her plastic eye.

Back to Scott, his lazy eye looks like a different color.

 

[avenirup]

Paris Hilton is a skank and deserves to choke on her plastic eye.

Back to Scott, his lazy eye looks like a different color.

Paris Hilton = Hottness, who has slept with 1 or 50 guys--whatever, three quarters of the chicks you meet in bars are the same, minus the 300 million dollars.......

He has two different colored eyes--as many people do...I actually have Greenish-Blue eyes and one of my eyes is a little more blue than the other....it is common--and the chicks love it---if you don't have it, go get some colored contacts my brotha....That tip can go in Elite's "Players Guide to Getting Laid" Volume 2....

 

[BileStew]

Paris Hilton = Hottness, who has slept with 1 or 50 guys--whatever, three quarters of the chicks you meet in bars are the same, minus the 300 million dollars.......

He has two different colored eyes--as many people do...I actually have Greenish-Blue eyes and one of my eyes is a little more blue than the other....it is common--and the chicks love it---if you don't have it, go get some colored contacts my brotha....That tip can go in Elite's "Players Guide to Getting Laid" Volume 2....

Ok, so he does have two different colors, cool. It freaked me a little bit, I thought I was listening to commentary from a Siberian husky..heh

And if I were to get color contacts, I would get beedy yellow ones.

Mwuhahahahahaha

 

[Dieharder]

he had a severe eye injury when trying to go through an nfl training camp a few years back, its either a lazy eye or a glass one. He was out of the broadcasting booth for quite a few months because of this

 

[avenirup]

he had a severe eye injury when trying to go through an nfl training camp a few years back, its either a lazy eye or a glass one. He was out of the broadcasting booth for quite a few months because of this

Plastic not glass... Can't he sue the NFL (or is that how he got the job??????? )

 

[Dieharder]

Don't think he can sue the NFL, seeing that he was supposed to do a reality type thing of going through an NFL training camp or something like that, and if i remember correctly he was hit in the eye with an errant pass or some freak thing like that...

 

[vertigo]

i say glass

 

[Moderate_THIS]

That dude is a straight up Dr. Mengele experiment

 

[vertigo]

lol

 

[Dial_tone]

He got coldcocked by a pass throwing machine.

 

[vertigo]

hes still a damn good anchor

 

[avenirup]

BooooooYA!!!

 

[avenirup]

He got coldcocked by a pass throwing machine.

Wow, that sucks..he had to of sued for something...

 

[TheCloser]

pic?!!!!

 

[BileStew]

He got coldcocked by a pass throwing machine.

Goes to show that keeping your eye on the ball isn't always in the best of interests.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Dial_tone, that avatar is straight booty. Literally. I'm not hatin doe playa.

 

[vertigo]

BooooooYA!!!

 

[from zero]

It's glass.

Back to you, Stupot!

 

[slickdadd]

He doesn't just have different colored eyes. Those mang's eyes are straight up messed. He is Chunky-esque from the goonies. He also looks kind of like Gizmo from the Gremlins. Oh, and he is really annoying and it's quite puzzling why he is so successful on ESPN.

 

[from zero]

He doesn't just have different colored eyes. Those mang's eyes are straight up messed. He is Chunky-esque from the goonies.

Sloth, not Chunk. You vomitous wasteland.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Sloth, not Chunk. You vomitous wasteland.

Yeah, slickdad's confused. Chunk is Jerkbox.

 

[slickdadd]

Crap. My bad on that one. I totally knew it was Sloth. Chunk's my boy.

 

[from zero]

slickdadd, how is Cool World coming along?

 

[slickdadd]

It is a work in progress. Once I am rich and can purchase my own island, then we will be in business. So in that case, we are looking at a launch date of approximately never.

 

[the nature boy]

Can't stand Stuart Scott and Chris Berman.

 

[avenirup]

He doesn't just have different colored eyes. Those mang's eyes are straight up messed. He is Chunky-esque from the goonies. He also looks kind of like Gizmo from the Gremlins. Oh, and he is really annoying and it's quite puzzling why he is so successful on ESPN.

His eye is not that bad...and it is a lazy eye-not a prothesis-you can tell because his pupil dilates....he is successful because he is actually a pretty good sports anchor.