Shot myself with the fina cattle gun!!

[overrx]

no seriously im not joking, you really are supposed to shoot it in your ear, imagine the pumps on that baby

 

[MrOlympia2004]

Go all the way brand yourself with a local ranch brand. Then pierce your ear and put a cattle tag in it. You'll be one bad ass bull. You can take massive cow patty shits all day. All the heifers will be after you. You will be the mack daddy of the herd. Just watch out for those switch hiting bulls. Bull balls are pretty nasty. Hell if your lucky you might get a job as a teaser bull. But just when you get comfortable as a bull the fall slaughter will begin and you will end up on the plate of a BB dinner.

 

[J2COOL2000]

man you guys are something else /o/

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Man how big a whole did it make? U'r one crazy fuck!!!

 

[Behemoth]

If you actually did that.....

Youve got balls the size of grapefruits....my god man...there is got to be an easier way

 

[wrj]

DUDE, THATS SOME FUNNY ASS MOTHERFOCKING SHEET!

I'M BAKED RIGHT NOW AND LOVING THIS THREAD!

WRJ

BTW, NO FLAME, I'M NOT A KRONIC JUST ENJOY A FEW PUFFS WITH THE LADY AFTER SEX!

 

[Kodesh]

errr..i realy hope thats a joke...if not, maybe i should consider it

 

[Phil King]

I'm serious. If you see my post about quitting my yuppie gym, you'll realize I'm hardcore. You guys will wack yourelf all e your bodies with pgf2 and run to the toilet, but you don't have the stones to try a little pellet gun? You'll shoot synthol? I only did it once. The hole was about the diameterof a pencil, but scabbed over right away. Next time I'm thinking of doing it under my abdominal fat, so the release will be slowed. Guess you 7% bf guys wo't be able to do that.

 

[Behemoth]

next injection should definitely be the "nut sack"

 

[Phil King]

This is not some "I shot myself in the O ring, or synthol pensi shaft site injection post." No pain, no gain. The oldest body building maxium there is.