questions for long time users 10 yrs plus

[BigCracker]

haha didnt know u were a pimp bro thats crazy

Ex pimp. lol I've only mentioned that a few times ever online, but it kinda explains a lot about my past so hopefully it offers some credibility to me streetwise rants.

Nobody ever believes this, but my girls never touched their clients and my biz was licensed and legal. Other businesses like mine were completely the opposite. My girls hustled clients out of their cash w/o giving them anything more than a nude dance, resulting in a lot of pissed off clients. If they had a poblem they got to talk to the 200-300lb cagefighter gorilla waiting outside that was making 20% of whatever the girl made, so needless to say refunds weren't given often. Clients would often pull knives and guns. In these cases we'd press charges and the employees would be stuck making statements to cops for hours-resulting in more lost appointments and money.

The only real pimpin I did was pimpin' myself. I worked very few hours but was at the mercy of my phone 24/7. Cops were always trying to set my girls up and rival businesses would do anything they could to fuck me up. My phone lines outside my office were cut regularly and my office and employee's cars windows were broken often too. Disgruntled ex-employees would make regular death threats and I never could go anywhere without my gun. Everyday I had to watch for the curve ball.

Additionally, advertising was very expensive and I always had to pay a month in advance. This meant I could never really fire anyone on the spot, even if I caught them stealing or fucking off. If I did I'd be faced with having more appointments than girls/drivers to run them and lose my a$$ even worse. Then after a few weeks I'd find people to replace them and let them go for shit I caught them doing weeks earlier. They hated the fact that they had been caught and instead of me letting them know on the spot, I would wait patiently until they were replaced to shitcan them. Therefore I'd wind up getting restraining orders against them for making death threats, etc. Then they'd go work for my competitors and give up my business secrets, advertising dispersement, etc. Like I said earlier, it wasn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds.

 

[boyer]

Not bragging. I have male stripper friends that put my numbers to shame. The truth is most guys will never come close to meeting their desired personal lifetime quota of lays whether it's 100 or 1000. This is why most commited/married guys will never pass up a free piece of ass if they're pretty sure they can get away with it w/o getting caught.

I'd also like to say that I agree about not settling. I think way too many guys live their lives to please their friends and relatives and not to please themselves.

Gene Simmons has you and I beat put together about 20x over.

I don't have any male stripper friends anymore, although I had my time. Only hundies in the undies! Guys I know that get the most are aerobic and spin cycle instructors at ballys. Although still a member of the Kiss Army, I have been quite soured by Gene. He is way too much the quintessential republican. Gotta give the guy props on the pussy and keeping the moneymachine rolling after all these years.