Post-Sex Rituals

[Puddles]

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

LMAO!

After getting someone his peanut butter (spread evenly on a peanut butter or bannana-nut rice cake) I have a cigarette and suck on a bottle of water to rehydrate, pick up towels, take a shower, crawl back into bed naked and smiling. By that time he's usually about asleep and I get to have the remote. LOL

 

[rnch]

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

a.k.a. the bud bundy routine!

 

[mrsgoodbody]

we have a small fridge in our bedroom, so it is never very far

Damn!! DrG and I were JUST talking about having a fridge in OUR bedroom (in a closet so the kids wouldn't find it and the sound wouldn't keep us up at night) so that we could keep cold water, chocolate, etc!!! Too funny. I knew there was a reason I liked you and MrsP. I guess great minds think alike!

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

ROTFLMAO

I have a cigarette and suck on a bottle of water to rehydrate, pick up towels, take a shower, crawl back into bed naked and smiling. By that time he's usually about asleep and I get to have the remote. LOL

To both you and machaveli: Shame on you for smoking.

MrsP - my lord, woman, you sure do a shitload of stuff after sex! Only sometimes do I get that much energy after DrG has his way with me, but I'd never clean or shower. I like that post-sex funk. I do always pee after sex, but that's just a personal thing for me! As for getting the remote, when I knock him out, after peeing, the remote is mine!!!

Thanks for all the posts so far everyone. Keep 'em cumming...

-MrsG

 

[mrsgoodbody]

Right now my post sex ritual involves grabbing some tissue to wipe up the cum, putting the lid back on the vaseline jar and saying "thanks for another great threesome, BronzedGoddess & Bikinimom!"

Poor DialTone.

A post I'm about to put up (in your honor, I might add) should help...

 

[Longhorn85]

In this order:

1) Spoon my wife

2) Grab the remote and turn on the TV

3)

 

[Friscochick]

You guys crack me up! LOL

 

[Puddles]

The fridge for the bedroom was a Christmas gift to Stromba last year. It's black and chrome, no freezer because most of the little ones that have freezers don't have lights and I figured a light was more important. The top is black plastic made to be used as a cutting board, the door has a groove in it that will catch spills and hold them. We have a coffee pot on the top, a jar of PB, and a high protein cereal. Inside it's stocked with water bottles, coffee fixings (milk, splenda, coffeemate), wine, Sambuca, rice cakes, plastic spoons and cups and paper bowls. Occasionally we put real food in there too. It's not noisey at all but it does put off some heat, so it really shouldn't go in a closet. It's so nice to not have to go downstairs first thing in the morning to make coffee and bring it back upstairs! I'm not steady on my feet early in the moring.

 

[vinylgroover]

After sex, i'll usually srub all the shit off my chest, LOL

 

[Pamela]

Water....
Have to have it..

Then after I put all the sex toys, body oil, sexy lingerie and high heels up.
Jump back in the tub and then go fix dinner..

 

[Bigsatan13]

Water....
Have to have it..

Then after I put all the sex toys, body oil, sexy lingerie and high- heels up.
Jump back in the tub and then go fix dinner..
l

Atta girl! Mrs. Satan does the same ritual except she has a smoke first. You women realy need to know how much men appreciate food right after sex!