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Hey everyone who's dieting.
I have taken the time to put together a comprehensive photo listing of foods that you should NOT EAT and I mean TOTALLY AVOID while dieting.
I remember when i first started out in this whole thing, I often wondered what the hell can and can't i eat? What did these "bad food" things look like in case I ran into them? Well now you don't have to wonder anymore. Let's begin..
1: CAKE ..Whatever you do do not eat cake. This is what it looks like. Often ooey and gooey and slathered in sweet syrupy chocolate, often times, as seen below, topped with fruit, or sometimes whipped cream and such, and sometimes with ICE CREAM (see discription below). Imagine how bad this would be with a nice tall cool glass of milk.
UPDATE! After much pondering, it has been decided that the FUNNEL CAKE (pictured below) be displayed for all to see. YES it is indeed a CAKE! DO NOT BE FOOLED by it's appearance. They are commonly sold at town/state fairs, and are extremely popular to those not dieting, due to their scrumptuous fried dough taste with powdered sugar sprinkled on top. A perfect tatseful (yet deadly) blend of fats and sugars. Sometimes you may have noticed an ambulance pass through the fair, or paramedics rushing to help someone. This is no doubt a non dieter whos fat cells in their very own necks have suffered an allergic reaction to the fat/sugar mixture and shortening used to cook the food, and whos throats have constricted shut. many peolpe die yearly from this horrible side effect of this dessert monstrosity, yet funnel cakes are still legal just about everywhere. Please take caution.
Funnel cake with STRAWBERRIES (omfg!!!)
2:SUNDAE: Please whatever you do do not eat sundaes. They are mainly a base of ICE CREAM (see description below) with whipped cream, cherries, and sprinkled nuts. You also might find some bananas tossed in too. No image was available at the time of this posting.
3: ICE CREAM: here is an up close personal peek at Haagen Dasz, one of the topmost diet destroyers out there. It's ice cream in it's most luxurious form. STAY AWAY!! If you are ever close enough to Haagen Dasz to see this, you are aready doomed.
heres a model of the traditional ICE CREAM CONE (another variation of the ICE CREAM genre
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IE Oh christ this picture almost made me crap my pants I was so scared. Some of you may be as well, bt it's for your own good. Here we have a variation of PIE known as "cherry pie". Just look at this ungodly concoction, can you IMAGINE how sweet and amazing this tastes, and how fulilled you will be after eating it? This reason alone makes PIE one of the worlds top evil diet foods. NOTE: if you look closely in the upper right cotrner of the picture, you can also see another variation of PIE, in this case the Pumpkin sort. just pecause it may be made of innocent pumpkin, once again, please, like I've been saying, do NOT be fooled.
5:SMORES. If you are ever invited out camping while dieting, you would surely be crazy to accept, as no doubt argueably the worse dieters food of all time, the SMORE will rear it's gooey, sweet head. Here's a pic of the culprit in action. How dangerous is the SMORE? imagine this. Warm or toasted grahm cracker base, slathered with melted marshmallows, chocolate syrup, and sometmies granola/nuts. Imagine that, and you will realize the deadly power of SMORES.
Up close and personal with the beast:
6IZZA.. As you can see by the photo below, this is something that no dieter should be forced to share the same room with, or even bear to look at in their carb depleted stages. Notice how the grease glistens, and can you just imagine the smell and the warm runny cheeses and spicy bread and sweet tomato sauce. Ugh. Horrible. This is how PIZZA sucks you in. The damage this food has done, and continues to do to dieters daily is astonishing.
7:CAT.. As tempted as you may be to eat these small furry critters, please refrain. They may appear to seem so squishy, and oozing with goodness on the inside, but please be aware that most humans can get very sick from eating these and one can even recieve a fine or even jail terms resulting from the eating of a cat in certain municipalities across the world. As much as they may remind you of the food CAKE, please be strong and fight off the cravings.
8:TWINKIES: last we have TWINKIES. You can see how it is found; in the wrapper, and usually on a store shelf. IT IS POSSIBLE to be attacked by TWINKIES at night while you sleep. A strange phenomenon has been documented where a dieter will often wake up with an empty twinkie wrapper in their bed along with a mass of crumbs and cream filling smeared across their mouth, and feeling extremelly guilty, surely because of the way the TWINKIES have shoved themselves into the mouth, and into the stomach of the dieter as they sleep. . TWINKIES have been known to contain many chemicals harmful to man, and even possibly cause internal damage to human organs and skin tissue. Please refrain from eating these at ALL costs. Yes the taste is amazing, yes they go amazingly well with milk. That buttery, sugary, creamy flavor cannot be beat by practically anything. But please refrain. We do not need another death of a board member here at Elite because they couldn't take advice and control themselves.
These poor kids soon died after filming this commercial for Twinkies in the mid 1970's. The information was covered up until 1992.
SEE what happens?!?! (the person is eating cupcakes however her condition was attributed to Twinkies):
I hope all of you dieters out there have learned something from this list of evil diet foods. We should see a definate decrease of posts from newbies asking about bad/good foods, and what certain evil diet foods look like from now on.
I have taken the time to put together a comprehensive photo listing of foods that you should NOT EAT and I mean TOTALLY AVOID while dieting.
I remember when i first started out in this whole thing, I often wondered what the hell can and can't i eat? What did these "bad food" things look like in case I ran into them? Well now you don't have to wonder anymore. Let's begin..
1: CAKE ..Whatever you do do not eat cake. This is what it looks like. Often ooey and gooey and slathered in sweet syrupy chocolate, often times, as seen below, topped with fruit, or sometimes whipped cream and such, and sometimes with ICE CREAM (see discription below). Imagine how bad this would be with a nice tall cool glass of milk.
UPDATE! After much pondering, it has been decided that the FUNNEL CAKE (pictured below) be displayed for all to see. YES it is indeed a CAKE! DO NOT BE FOOLED by it's appearance. They are commonly sold at town/state fairs, and are extremely popular to those not dieting, due to their scrumptuous fried dough taste with powdered sugar sprinkled on top. A perfect tatseful (yet deadly) blend of fats and sugars. Sometimes you may have noticed an ambulance pass through the fair, or paramedics rushing to help someone. This is no doubt a non dieter whos fat cells in their very own necks have suffered an allergic reaction to the fat/sugar mixture and shortening used to cook the food, and whos throats have constricted shut. many peolpe die yearly from this horrible side effect of this dessert monstrosity, yet funnel cakes are still legal just about everywhere. Please take caution.
Funnel cake with STRAWBERRIES (omfg!!!)
2:SUNDAE: Please whatever you do do not eat sundaes. They are mainly a base of ICE CREAM (see description below) with whipped cream, cherries, and sprinkled nuts. You also might find some bananas tossed in too. No image was available at the time of this posting.
3: ICE CREAM: here is an up close personal peek at Haagen Dasz, one of the topmost diet destroyers out there. It's ice cream in it's most luxurious form. STAY AWAY!! If you are ever close enough to Haagen Dasz to see this, you are aready doomed.
heres a model of the traditional ICE CREAM CONE (another variation of the ICE CREAM genre
4
IE Oh christ this picture almost made me crap my pants I was so scared. Some of you may be as well, bt it's for your own good. Here we have a variation of PIE known as "cherry pie". Just look at this ungodly concoction, can you IMAGINE how sweet and amazing this tastes, and how fulilled you will be after eating it? This reason alone makes PIE one of the worlds top evil diet foods. NOTE: if you look closely in the upper right cotrner of the picture, you can also see another variation of PIE, in this case the Pumpkin sort. just pecause it may be made of innocent pumpkin, once again, please, like I've been saying, do NOT be fooled.
5:SMORES. If you are ever invited out camping while dieting, you would surely be crazy to accept, as no doubt argueably the worse dieters food of all time, the SMORE will rear it's gooey, sweet head. Here's a pic of the culprit in action. How dangerous is the SMORE? imagine this. Warm or toasted grahm cracker base, slathered with melted marshmallows, chocolate syrup, and sometmies granola/nuts. Imagine that, and you will realize the deadly power of SMORES.
Up close and personal with the beast:
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IZZA.. As you can see by the photo below, this is something that no dieter should be forced to share the same room with, or even bear to look at in their carb depleted stages. Notice how the grease glistens, and can you just imagine the smell and the warm runny cheeses and spicy bread and sweet tomato sauce. Ugh. Horrible. This is how PIZZA sucks you in. The damage this food has done, and continues to do to dieters daily is astonishing.
7:CAT.. As tempted as you may be to eat these small furry critters, please refrain. They may appear to seem so squishy, and oozing with goodness on the inside, but please be aware that most humans can get very sick from eating these and one can even recieve a fine or even jail terms resulting from the eating of a cat in certain municipalities across the world. As much as they may remind you of the food CAKE, please be strong and fight off the cravings.
8:TWINKIES: last we have TWINKIES. You can see how it is found; in the wrapper, and usually on a store shelf. IT IS POSSIBLE to be attacked by TWINKIES at night while you sleep. A strange phenomenon has been documented where a dieter will often wake up with an empty twinkie wrapper in their bed along with a mass of crumbs and cream filling smeared across their mouth, and feeling extremelly guilty, surely because of the way the TWINKIES have shoved themselves into the mouth, and into the stomach of the dieter as they sleep. . TWINKIES have been known to contain many chemicals harmful to man, and even possibly cause internal damage to human organs and skin tissue. Please refrain from eating these at ALL costs. Yes the taste is amazing, yes they go amazingly well with milk. That buttery, sugary, creamy flavor cannot be beat by practically anything. But please refrain. We do not need another death of a board member here at Elite because they couldn't take advice and control themselves.
These poor kids soon died after filming this commercial for Twinkies in the mid 1970's. The information was covered up until 1992.
SEE what happens?!?! (the person is eating cupcakes however her condition was attributed to Twinkies):
I hope all of you dieters out there have learned something from this list of evil diet foods. We should see a definate decrease of posts from newbies asking about bad/good foods, and what certain evil diet foods look like from now on.
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