You know a old man gonna have a few, this is one of my favorites.
I went to this club all the time and knew everyone that worked there so they really didn't pay close attention to what or where I was going in the club. I had a Baylor hottie with me that night and I went through a door that partitioned half of the dance floor off when there wasn't very many people there. I laid her down on the floor, behind this partition and started to get busy. It was really cool because the people were dancing about 3 feet from us but on the other side of this wall. I had her spread out on the unused dance floor hittin it when the manager open the partition. He wasn't looking at first and pulled the door open about 10 feet before all the conmmotion from the patrons caused him to look back. There we were nekkid on the floor clothes around our ankles. I started laughing because of the look on his face and the fact that I knew half the people staring at us. Needless to say, I got quite a ribbing from the people who were there, girls and guys. The girl I never saw again. I think she's a nun now....