My lady came in my face...need help accepting this

[blaster220]

WELL I WAS VISITING MY EX IN WASHINTGON RECINDALING SHIT ANYWAY I WAS EATING HER OUT AND SHE STARTED TO ORGASIM AND A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF CUM CAME OUT BUT IT WAS CLEAR LIQUID AT FIRST I THOUGHT SHE PISSED ALL OVER ME A ND THE BED I MEAN IT SPRAYED ALL OVER THE PLACE A LOT BUT SHE TOLD ME SHE CASME AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED, IT WAS I HAD BEEN WITH HER FOR TWO YEARS AND NEVER LIKE THAT HAD SHE CUM BEFORE BUT SHE DID IT THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE EVEN WHEN WE FUKED SHE WAS RIDING ME AND SHE CAME ALL OVER ME AND I WAS DRIPPING I LOVED IT. BUT STR8 IS RIGHT IT WAS A WATERY SUBSTANCE NOT WHITE, ASK YOUR GIRL WHERE SHE WAS BEFORE OH WHO SHE WAS WITH BEFORE YOU WENT DOWN THERE ITS PROBABLY SOME DUDES CUM UP IN HER AND WHEN SHE CUMES IT SHOOTS IT OUT ON YOU YOU BETTER GET YOUR GIRL IN CHECK AND FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. IF THATS THE CASE THAT IS GROSS AND DON'T EAT HER OUT AGAIN.

OMG!! That is the FUNNIEST shit I've read ALL day!

 

[Weapon X]

It's called female ejaculate. CHicks have a small organ which is similar to the male's prostate. Usually it takes a G-spot orgasm to make her spurt. I've never found a girl who ejaculates, but it sounds like fun.
Try renting aporn vid about it and watch it with your girl. I think there's one called, "RAin Woman."

 

[rnch]

so bro,

is u complain' or is u braggin'?

 

[bigwillster]

I is both.

 

[somewhat_damaged]

I heard a joke....

.... Q. What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?

A. Quarter-pounder with cheese.

2 seconds after reading that shit i was laughing so hard i couldn't think!!!! still teary. best joke i've ever heard.

OMG that was fukkin funny!

 

[spector175]

big deal....if you wipe your ass and get shit on your finger
you wash your hands and carry on about your day
chill out and nut on her face

 

[missymiss]

I think u guys need to here the girls point of view here. I have cum white stuff before. This is from G-spot stimulation and you should take it as a sign that your gurl is horny as hell and is enjoying it. A yeast infection is completely different. This was probably the first time it happened to her which explains why there was so much and it was thicker than normal. Its safe to eat and im sure she'll appreciate it, im sure she does the same for you. Also, if you dont like it chances are its not going to happen that often anyways so dont worry about it.

 

[SoKlueles]

Yes its a good thing. I dont know about the white stuff.....but....if a man can do the white stuff so can we huh? Take it as a good thing and thank her

 

[PBR]

Yes its a good thing. I dont know about the white stuff.....but....if a man can do the white stuff so can we huh? Take it as a good thing and thank her

there is nothing wrong with her health....very common with some women...to me - a very big turn on...usually happens when they are very turned on...its awesome and I could eat it all day.....yum relax