My husband PEED on my chair

[Smurfy]

I HATE my husband. I can't even tell you how much. He has peed in my bed, scratched up my furniture, scratched my carpet up, gets his nasty body hair EVERYWHERE and you can't vaccuum this stuff up. It's like crazy glue. It is mere guilt that keeps me from dropping him at the pound TODAY.

Yesterday, I came home and sat down on the chair with my oreo pie and a fork, and thought, "Hmmm..why is my butt wet? I must have let a YooHoo leak on the chair?" Then, I thought about it more and realized that I KNEW I didn't do that. THEN THE SMELL HIT ME!!! Holy crap! I wanted to KILL that man. So, I took all the cushions off and sprayed them with an enzyme cleaner made just for that purpose and aired them out in the sun for hours. JESUS that is NASTY! Thank goodness this cleaner actually was the bomb and took the smell out, but that is just gross. I want to strangle this guy on a daily basis.

I HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM!

 

[Scotsman]

If you want I can kill him and then do horrible nast dirty things to you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[EnderJE]

Funny. I figured that you'd be used to that by now.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Fucking shoot him and be done with it already!!!

 

[habitualhealth]

i'm feelin' a lil dejavu

 

[Smurfy]

If you want I can kill him and then do horrible nast dirty things to you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I've had him for about 5 years now. I rescued him from a life of misery when he had NOBODY. On the first day I got him home, he peed on a $300 down comforter, and it has been nothing but bullshit since then.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Well you can ask him to stop and find him a nice place to live where everyone pees on things. Maybe it's his kidneys or he has a testicular disease, I have heard that strong thick glue like substances are a problem.

 

[Smurfy]

Funny. I figured that you'd be used to that by now.

I'm an man lover. don't get me wrong, but this animal is DESTRUCTIVE and NASTY, and too dirty to have around. If I leave my door open, he gets in my bed. I've been trying to find him a home for a YEAR now. No lie. No one wants him!

 

[bw1]

Does he take his poop out of the toilet and throw it on the floor?

 

[samoth]

A+