My High School English Teacher Asked Me To Fuck Her.

[Crazier]

"Man, alcohol can be one evil motherfucker. Get away from that shit. This is something I'm working on myself. I can handle a lot of liquor and be just fine, but once I go over that edge I'm like a different person. Good luck."

Thanks man... I found ya. I'm doing MUCH better now. I have cut my drinking back a lot. I think I've been drunk like twice since that shit happened. The other night I went out with the first friend I beat up... we only chat through e-mail usually... well, we went out... and he thanked me for his wake up call. He said it opened his eyes so much, and appreciated what I did for him.

That made me feel so good inside. I love the guy, and just want the best for him, and that's what the whole fight was about. I'm glad he realized it, and that he is doing much better now.

My roommate and I... no problems there either. He gives me dattage religiously now.

Peace bro.
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[casavant]

Good to here, man. I've been trying to get some of my own shit straight here lately. Money, girlfriend, purpose in life- all that fun stuff. Take 'er easy, brutha.

 

[danielson]

i can just imagine 3 seniors from the same english class going to the urinals and making the same pain-filled face as they pee


respect to you not wanting to bang her because she was married though. that would take a lot of willpower.


still though.....netting a teacher at 16.....

 

[Test boy]

You showed good judgement. She was married to a gun collector and had control over your reputation and future. Sluts are a dime a dozen. What is the big deal with passing on banging them. STD's really suck for one thing.

 

[casavant]

You showed good judgement. She was married to a gun collector and had control over your reputation and future. Sluts are a dime a dozen. What is the big deal with passing on banging them. STD's really suck for one thing.

Thanks. You're right, it's not a big deal to pass on banging some slut. She is also a little off- obsessed with the Victorian era in England, says her favorite way to die would be from tuberculosis, jokes about cutting her wrists. She also told me a few days before she propositioned me that she lost her cherry to her oder brother's friend when she was 14, and that she and her brother still had a running competition on who could sleep with the most people. I remember her saying that his latest conquest was the 15 year old daughter of some people that were renting a house from him. Strange stuff, especially to be telling your 16 year old student.

 

[Test boy]

Thanks. You're right, it's not a big deal to pass on banging some slut. She is also a little off- obsessed with the Victorian era in England, says her favorite way to die would be from tuberculosis, jokes about cutting her wrists. She also told me a few days before she propositioned me that she lost her cherry to her oder brother's friend when she was 14, and that she and her brother still had a running competition on who could sleep with the most people. I remember her saying that his latest conquest was the 15 year old daughter of some people that were renting a house from him. Strange stuff, especially to be telling your 16 year old student.

Just curious here....have you ever wondered if your size 15 shoes increases your odds with some women. I find some women are stangely attracted when I am sporting some major league boats.

 

[casavant]

Just curious here....have you ever wondered if your size 15 shoes increases your odds with some women. I find some women are stangely attracted when I am sporting some major league boats.

Haha...funny you should mention that. I had size 15 feet and hands big enough to palm a basketball when I was fifteen. She would always comment on that to me and to others about me. In fact, the chick I ended up losing my virginity to was initially just a really good friend, and this teacher asked her questions about my penis size and shit like that. I'm not making this up. It was crazy.

 

[Test boy]

Haha...funny you should mention that. I had size 15 feet and hands big enough to palm a basketball when I was fifteen. She would always comment on that to me and to others about me. In fact, the chick I ended up losing my virginity to was initially just a really good friend, and this teacher asked her questions about my penis size and shit like that. I'm not making this up. It was crazy.

I believe there is a correlation between a woman being sexually insatiable and her appreciation for the size of the male member. If a person really likes something, they will normally want a "bigger portion" of it.

 

[casavant]

Makes sense to me.

 

[mattcanning99]

17 year old guys don't always have to think with their dicks, although that's perfectly acceptable too.