Mom Questions Bloody Underwear

[sandals]

This makes me remember my Mom also would look at underwear.
You can learn alot...... got diarrehea, got gonorhea,had a wet dream, sprouting a pubic patch.... you can learn alot.
It's an annoying Motherly thing that we all had to put up with.
Mothers should be prepared for the worst & make no comments.

 

[Super Sport]

Tell her you forgot to put your tampon up your butt.

LMAO!!! damn that was funny!

 

[DocTodd]

i was gonna say it could be a popped pimple too. You probably have some due to the gear anyway.......

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[rippedguy]

Bro, if you still have to explain yourself to your mother, maybe you shouldn't be messing w/ gear yet.......

 

[movie muscle]

Don't wash your whites with anything red! Sorry about your luck,many have been here before you.

 

[DoctorHERB]

This belongs on the chat board, we dont care about you and your MOMMY

 

[galaxy]

Tell her you fuck your pillow so much that you got rug burn on your cock and it scabbed over.HAhahahahahhahahah

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Worst ever happened to me was mom finding bag of syringes on my bed. Uhhh, I was going to use them to fill my printer cartridges.
The pimple idea woulda worked, too late now though.

 

[whodaman]

Damn bro, I could have bought a bottle of t-200 for what you pain for your underwear.

 

[needleboy]

JUST ONE MORE REASON THAT MEN'S UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE SOLD IN DARK COLORS ONLY!!