Mom Questions Bloody Underwear

[mvmaxx]

ROFLMAO - this thread is f'ing hilarious.

But am I the only one that finds it very odd that this kid has enough intelligence (SUPPOSEDLY- key word there) to be on GEAR but not enough to know how to do his own laundry??

WTF!!

 

[milkbone]

If you can give yourself an injection, you should be able to throw your clothes in the washer with some detergent.

You're screwed anyway now even if you did learn how to do your own laundry 'cause your mom is gonna be creaming in her pants to see what else shakes out of your laundry. Tell her you had a big ol' nasty puss filled bump on your ass and it busted when you were doing seated calf raises. This shit is pretty funny. I'd use a band-aid next time.

 

[BgRMASS]

MOVE!!

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

LOL!...Dayamn.

 

[waterboy]

This is the best thread I have ever read

 

[SaltyOlPirate]

Next time tell her, "Mom I shit blood"

 

[Busterball]

She still does your laundry??? ISSUE number 1!
Grow up and do your own wash.
Pimple on your ass. It poped. No big! Just pass it off.
Forget about it. Move on.

 

[Lostdog]

I guess its better than finding a shit stripe

 

[Arkan]

You're fuked now dude, momi is gonna suspend your allowance for a month, now you wont be able to buy the rest of the gear to finnish your cycle!

 

[Wombat]

When I was 17 in high school, my mom used to find pins in the trash. She would just say I don't like you doing this. As I would reply "whatever" and just laugh. Its amazing what you can accomplish when you just blattingly disrespect your parents