Mom Questions Bloody Underwear

[tarzan21]

dude why is your mom looking in you shorts. maybe she was just checking to see if you have been wiping properly

 

[WeeMan]

ummm well my mommy hasnt done my laundry in a very long time but the wife does it every day. I just cant figure out what kind of job you have where you go in your underwear. Do you have neighbors? I dont so this wouldnt be a problem but crap I still wouldnt run out the front door in my underwear. I suggest wearing sweat pants until you get to work then you can undress for work. JMO

WeeMan

 

[reconnect]

tell her you had a pimple on your butt and you popped it.

LOL.

What? It's believable.

that's actually a good excuse ill use that one

 

[BigGuns2]

Tell her that your girlfriend is having her period. In all seriousness, maybe you should check your underwear before throwing it into the laundry next time!

 

[Spunky]

geeez....

 

[M56M]

Tell her you've got a bad case of hemmeroids...

My glutes always bleed a little...

LMFAO!!

Thats what i had to say, i was in my kitchen and i was the only one home. i come out of the bathroom after an injection and had blood on my underwear. My sister is like "OH MY GOD!", i am like "whats wrong", she is like your bleeding from your ass!! I had to convince her i had really bad hemroids.

M56M

 

[GearedChupaCabra]

hehe....Why dont you just do your own laundry!!

...

 

[Brax]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!
YOUR MOM STILL DOES YOUR LAUNDRY! HAHAHAHAH!

:O)

 

[GaryWary]

I was running late for work the other day, and needed to take my shot before work (it's my normal routine). I did 2CC's in my left glute (very quickly mind you), bled a little and put i piece of toilet paper over the poke, put my inderwear on, and ran out the door. Anyway, the blood seeped through and made a mark on my underwear. With me not knowing, I threw them in the hamper. Anyways, mom questions the mark and knew it was blood. The lady is not stupid, she kinds knows I take gear because it's rather obvious. It's nobody's fault but my own, and i'm usually careful, but time was a factor and carelessness set in. She kinda caught be by surprise when I was interrogated, so I just responded "I don't know what it is, but i'm very angry. These Dolce&Gabbanna underwear cost be $45 bucks". This shit ever happened to anyone? Seems like it would be something very easy to do if in a rush.

The answer to this is simple.. get your own place and leave mommy....

 

[Squat]

Lol! This is one of the funniest things i've read in a long while.. probally staying at home, to save money for that huge cycle, huh?