Mom Questions Bloody Underwear

[LONE_AZ]

Happened to me once. Told my mom I had a big zit on my ass that popped. Gross.. But she bought it

 

[samson1970]

I must be getting old. (Besides the laundry thing) Spec of blood for a second which I wipe off with the alcohol swab and that's it. No trace.

But, from years (and years) past when my bleeders would last a little longer, I do remember shooting and then showering in the morning as a good method. No blood drips by the time you're done. Might work for you.

 

[Buffalo Joe]

i dont have to worry about it. My wife does my laundry and my Glute injections for me. So if there is blood there i dont have to sweat it. I suggest investing in some band aids and have them with your gear. this way youll have nothing that she can be suspicious about.

Ohh and learning to do your own laundry might help. This may get you a step up with the ladies when you let them know you can do that.

ROFLMAO

 

[Willyumyum]

I was running late for work the other day, and needed to take my shot before work (it's my normal routine). I did 2CC's in my left glute (very quickly mind you), bled a little and put i piece of toilet paper over the poke, put my inderwear on, and ran out the door. Anyway, the blood seeped through and made a mark on my underwear. With me not knowing, I threw them in the hamper. Anyways, mom questions the mark and knew it was blood. The lady is not stupid, she kinds knows I take gear because it's rather obvious. It's nobody's fault but my own, and i'm usually careful, but time was a factor and carelessness set in. She kinda caught be by surprise when I was interrogated, so I just responded "I don't know what it is, but i'm very angry. These Dolce&Gabbanna underwear cost be $45 bucks". This shit ever happened to anyone? Seems like it would be something very easy to do if in a rush.

That sucks.. :\

YUM

 

[waterboy]

I was running late for work the other day, and needed to take my shot before work (it's my normal routine). I did 2CC's in my left glute (very quickly mind you), bled a little and put i piece of toilet paper over the poke, put my inderwear on, and ran out the door. Anyway, the blood seeped through and made a mark on my underwear. With me not knowing, I threw them in the hamper. Anyways, mom questions the mark and knew it was blood. The lady is not stupid, she kinds knows I take gear because it's rather obvious. It's nobody's fault but my own, and i'm usually careful, but time was a factor and carelessness set in. She kinda caught be by surprise when I was interrogated, so I just responded "I don't know what it is, but i'm very angry. These Dolce&Gabbanna underwear cost be $45 bucks". This shit ever happened to anyone? Seems like it would be something very easy to do if in a rush.

Tell mom your gym teacher had his way with you

 

[Riker29]

Your MOM?

The Hamper?

jeezus what is this board coming to.

You are too young to be doing AS. Go eat your Wheaties and Whey and train.

 

[Amp]

Actually I think your biggest problem is you spent $45 on a pair of underwear. For that price I have 20 pairs of Hanes with blood stains on each one.

 

[lifeline]

tell her you had you period

 

[sabutar]

This makes me remember my Mom also would look at underwear.
You can learn alot...... got diarrehea, got gonorhea,had a wet dream, sprouting a pubic patch.... you can learn alot.
It's an annoying Motherly thing that we all had to put up with.
Mothers should be prepared for the worst & make no comments.

AHAHAHAHHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ....pubic patch....

 

[kwelx]

why don't you use a bandaid after your shot?