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AlbinoRhino
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Who has the skills? I'm 28 and a baraholic. I can walk up to Mother Teresa or Pam Anderson and put a big ole smile on her face and get her to think I'm the gem of her life.
I even go so far as to get them back to my place and next thing I know were cuddling not going at it like wild animals!
Please no advice, just stories in here. If your a pimp or a nerd you have to have at least 1 story where you just knocked it out of the park at the end of the night and sealed the deal like a champ. Let's get those best of the best nights were you closed the deal like you never have before so the rest of us get some ideas on how to rock it. (preferably one night stands, within 1 week is acceptable)
My Story: (The best I have in 10 years of bar hunting) Me and a girl go to a christmas party. I tell her her tits look fake beyond belief. She says I'm an asshole and their real. I repeat my statement their definately fake. We go into the bathroom an she pulls em out, I grab one to make sure it isn't fake she smiles and squirms. I suck on her nipple to make sure it's real. She becomes offended and says none of that. Skip forward to the club. Were hammered. I begin fondling her again. She fondles back. We head towards the second floor, we stop on the stair case for extended fondling. She says "Thats it" rips down my pants and blows me right there on the stair case. 3.2 seconds later the night fades away into a bliss of alcohol lost memories.
Post em up guys. The only thing I did was make her self conscious about here tits and suddenly she became obsessed with the idea it was an attack on how sexy she was. So she proved it on the staircase. I would says I fail about 80% of the time though =( Need some more info on how to be a better closer.
I even go so far as to get them back to my place and next thing I know were cuddling not going at it like wild animals!
Please no advice, just stories in here. If your a pimp or a nerd you have to have at least 1 story where you just knocked it out of the park at the end of the night and sealed the deal like a champ. Let's get those best of the best nights were you closed the deal like you never have before so the rest of us get some ideas on how to rock it. (preferably one night stands, within 1 week is acceptable)
My Story: (The best I have in 10 years of bar hunting) Me and a girl go to a christmas party. I tell her her tits look fake beyond belief. She says I'm an asshole and their real. I repeat my statement their definately fake. We go into the bathroom an she pulls em out, I grab one to make sure it isn't fake she smiles and squirms. I suck on her nipple to make sure it's real. She becomes offended and says none of that. Skip forward to the club. Were hammered. I begin fondling her again. She fondles back. We head towards the second floor, we stop on the stair case for extended fondling. She says "Thats it" rips down my pants and blows me right there on the stair case. 3.2 seconds later the night fades away into a bliss of alcohol lost memories.
Post em up guys. The only thing I did was make her self conscious about here tits and suddenly she became obsessed with the idea it was an attack on how sexy she was. So she proved it on the staircase. I would says I fail about 80% of the time though =( Need some more info on how to be a better closer.
