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jnevin said:
"Vaav, poo ma de, muv pa rech, ma shoov tach vavpu'ma' dimuvpa'reh masuvtah"
jimi3times
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Tell her that you really love talking to her as you are taking out your thishere and swallowing a viagra!
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Tell her you want to go down on her while she eats a hot fudge sundae and tries on new shoes.
GoldenDelicious
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fuckin useless bastards in this thread
i dont want to get too into it (since its a bit revealing) but all you need to do is use verbalisation and future projection to pump her sexual desire for you, and close her. so. get her into your seduction location (on your bed is best, but this works awesomely on a coffee table or couch) and start giving her a back massage, clothes on. your massage rhythm should be slow and rhythmic (rather than go in little circles or whatever bullshit you normally do in massages, use rhythmic, prolonged pressing with your palms, since it subcommunicates the rhythm of sex) then, when her breathing slows, tell her to keep her eyes closed, and maneuver her onto her back - continue the rhythmic massage, touching on ther periphery of her underwear zones - ie brush the underside of her boobs with slow, deliberate strokes, slowly work your way down to her navel and towards her pubic bone but withdraw back to her 'safe zones' (tummy) and start it over, each time getting a little closer to her sensitive areas, maybe slipping the edge of a finger under her panty elastic for a heartbeat and then withdrawing, or lightly tugging on her panties at the hip but not actually pulling them down...that sort of thing. go in waves - each wave of movement a little more daring than the last, a little closer to where she wants you to touch, but never quite there...until you want to, of course
then, start telling her how you would pleasure her, and do whatever it is that youre saying a few minutes after you said it, while youre telling her about what youd do later in the seduction ie if you start by saying youd kiss her stomach, then work your way down to her inner thighs, then up towards her cooch etc etc and the process of telling her takes 5 minutes, then while youre talking about her cooch and what youd do when youre down there, start kissing her stomach like you said earlier in the piece and follow your description to the letter - i have nfi what the technique is called, but the general idea is to make her really, really want you to do those things to her, but to distract her upper conciousness with whatever youre talking about (so that she doesnt suddently think "holy shit, this guy is all over me!" and have her anti slut defense kick in) while you follow through with the erally appealing things you already talked about.
now, when youre verbalising, dont make broad statements (theyre dumb, and sound crass. hearing "im going to fuck you" is boring, and will put her off) rather, talk about how whatver it is youre going to do is going to feel for HER. talk about how warm your tongue would feel on her skin, talk about how slowly it would move, how firmly it would press into her skin. tell her where she will be feeling it - this fold, that crease, here, there...blabla. then tell her how to feel when shes feeling those things (theres a lot of neuro linguisitc programming stuff when you do this, where she will feel whatever it was you tell her to feel - if you tell her that she will feel electric pulses from her clit and up her body while you softly, slowly lick her inner thigh where it meets her torso, then she will...funny how that works). dont be afraid to use "and then, and then, and then, and then" while you talk, to bridge the ideas together - grammar doesnt matter, just lead her step by step through sensation after sensation, mirroring those sensations in reality, building up to you finally entering her
oh. yah. deep voice. occasionally contrast soft kisses with playful bites (not going to go into why this works, only that it does) and DONT make the fuckup of having to have her completely naked before you do something to her. girls are used to guys taking their clothes off in a certain order, ie shoes then blouse then skirt then bra then panties - if you do this, she will subconciously know where you are in your seduction, and it works against you. keep her unbalanced - let her keep her blouse, but take her panties off under her skirt (comfort level of being fully clothed without panties is about teh same as being topless, but with much more opportunity to seduce)
oh, and when yorue stripping her, act as if youre already lovers. no hesitation, absolute comfort. LEAD. boyfriends dont ask to take their girlfriends clothes off, they just do. any hesitation or asking her if shes okay with it engages her upper brain and anti slut defenses. you dont want that. you want her horny, quivering, and following your lead. if she starts to talk, kiss her until she shuts up, and keep going
also i dont know what im talking about, i read all of this on a toilet cubicle door
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i dont want to get too into it (since its a bit revealing) but all you need to do is use verbalisation and future projection to pump her sexual desire for you, and close her. so. get her into your seduction location (on your bed is best, but this works awesomely on a coffee table or couch) and start giving her a back massage, clothes on. your massage rhythm should be slow and rhythmic (rather than go in little circles or whatever bullshit you normally do in massages, use rhythmic, prolonged pressing with your palms, since it subcommunicates the rhythm of sex) then, when her breathing slows, tell her to keep her eyes closed, and maneuver her onto her back - continue the rhythmic massage, touching on ther periphery of her underwear zones - ie brush the underside of her boobs with slow, deliberate strokes, slowly work your way down to her navel and towards her pubic bone but withdraw back to her 'safe zones' (tummy) and start it over, each time getting a little closer to her sensitive areas, maybe slipping the edge of a finger under her panty elastic for a heartbeat and then withdrawing, or lightly tugging on her panties at the hip but not actually pulling them down...that sort of thing. go in waves - each wave of movement a little more daring than the last, a little closer to where she wants you to touch, but never quite there...until you want to, of course
then, start telling her how you would pleasure her, and do whatever it is that youre saying a few minutes after you said it, while youre telling her about what youd do later in the seduction ie if you start by saying youd kiss her stomach, then work your way down to her inner thighs, then up towards her cooch etc etc and the process of telling her takes 5 minutes, then while youre talking about her cooch and what youd do when youre down there, start kissing her stomach like you said earlier in the piece and follow your description to the letter - i have nfi what the technique is called, but the general idea is to make her really, really want you to do those things to her, but to distract her upper conciousness with whatever youre talking about (so that she doesnt suddently think "holy shit, this guy is all over me!" and have her anti slut defense kick in) while you follow through with the erally appealing things you already talked about.
now, when youre verbalising, dont make broad statements (theyre dumb, and sound crass. hearing "im going to fuck you" is boring, and will put her off) rather, talk about how whatver it is youre going to do is going to feel for HER. talk about how warm your tongue would feel on her skin, talk about how slowly it would move, how firmly it would press into her skin. tell her where she will be feeling it - this fold, that crease, here, there...blabla. then tell her how to feel when shes feeling those things (theres a lot of neuro linguisitc programming stuff when you do this, where she will feel whatever it was you tell her to feel - if you tell her that she will feel electric pulses from her clit and up her body while you softly, slowly lick her inner thigh where it meets her torso, then she will...funny how that works). dont be afraid to use "and then, and then, and then, and then" while you talk, to bridge the ideas together - grammar doesnt matter, just lead her step by step through sensation after sensation, mirroring those sensations in reality, building up to you finally entering her
oh. yah. deep voice. occasionally contrast soft kisses with playful bites (not going to go into why this works, only that it does) and DONT make the fuckup of having to have her completely naked before you do something to her. girls are used to guys taking their clothes off in a certain order, ie shoes then blouse then skirt then bra then panties - if you do this, she will subconciously know where you are in your seduction, and it works against you. keep her unbalanced - let her keep her blouse, but take her panties off under her skirt (comfort level of being fully clothed without panties is about teh same as being topless, but with much more opportunity to seduce)
oh, and when yorue stripping her, act as if youre already lovers. no hesitation, absolute comfort. LEAD. boyfriends dont ask to take their girlfriends clothes off, they just do. any hesitation or asking her if shes okay with it engages her upper brain and anti slut defenses. you dont want that. you want her horny, quivering, and following your lead. if she starts to talk, kiss her until she shuts up, and keep going
also i dont know what im talking about, i read all of this on a toilet cubicle door
cu
jimi3times
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just pull it out like on the SEINFELD episode! see what happens. Oh ya and save up some cash for bail because in some states that a crime.
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