loollol sex talk, get her off & get me laid for 33,333 karmas!!

[GoldenDelicious]

oh fuck all this shit

get her drunk, that's all it takes. time tested and proven

cheeky bastard, thats so damn true...here i am with all this psychosexual technology, ready to hotwire some girls brain, wandering through the bar...and some chick on her 8th one dollar vodka comes up, says "nice arms, are you here with your girlfriend?" and starts with the full body presses

anwyay bran when i get home, im going to get naked and do the "please please God let bran get laid" dance

(any excuse to get naked lol )