loollol sex talk, get her off & get me laid for 33,333 karmas!!

[patsfan1379]

"I just want to cuddle."

 

[KillahBee]

dude, you know this is my wheelhouse


"make the good stuff come out"

and

"my God, you are a filthy pig whore"

 

[sawastea]

Is she Persian?

 

[healother]

-edited,

cuz it was bad advice.

 

[string_bean00]

here we go:

Tell her this:

"I want you to lick my balls and stroke my cock and then swallow my load as i hump your throat"

this is the last thread you should be in

 

[healother]

this is the last thread you should be in

 

[jh1]

You might wanna throw in there that you wanna do a line of coke off their ass, right after you both get done... .and immediatley start round too.

Chicks dig coke.

 

[string_bean00]

usually once my shirt comes off the whole getting laid part is as good as done

 

[Smurfy]

I'm a doer not a talker.

Good Luck though!!!

Same here!

 

[healother]

usually once my shirt comes off the whole getting laid part is as good as done

you had PICK3 at hello.