loollol sex talk, get her off & get me laid for 33,333 karmas!!

[string_bean00]

you had PICK3 at hello.

that slut was easy

 

[T-Matt]

Check this out Bran..

http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=287326

Thank you for the Karma!

T-Matt

 

[Arabian]

This is what I would say.


I want to run my tongue from your ass to your clit, taking so long it feels like forever. I want to make you cum with my mouth, and just when you thought you've had enough, penetrate you with my huge cock and fuck your tight little pussy until I explode.

lol

 

[Arabian]

almost was in bed with this chick last night and said 'o what I would do to u' and she goes 'tell me' and I had nothing lololll so I BS'd and said not yet or whatever.

anyway so now I'm at the point where today in email she said she wants to hear in detail!! tomorrow what I want to do to her... last night we got to top off but bra on and made out for awhile...
don't think shes into too rough but a little rough is OK.
find something on the net to send me, tell me something of your own, do something to help me melt her panties off and get me laid for karmas!!





if I get actually get laid there's another
100,000 karma in it for you!!!!!!

Bran, just tell her you respect her and you wont to hold her and be her everything... works everytime,,, then tell her you are just interested in her intellect instead of sex... guaranteed bro....

 

[jnevin]

"Your boobs are almost as nice as my step mom's."

 

[Deleted member 33117]

OHMYFUCKINGGOD! I almosted pissed myself laughing at this thread. My sides hurt now.

 

[jnevin]

"I'll motorboat your beef curtains and breathe in the following qweef like I'm smelling spring daisies."

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I'm gonna make love to you woman
Gonna lay ya down by the fire
And caress your womanly bod-ay
Make you moan and perspire
I'm gonna get those juices flowing
Making love gravy, love gravy, love gravy
Love, love, love.

I'm gonna make love to you, woman
Gonna lay you down by the fire.
And caress your womanly body
Make you moan and perspire.
I'm gonna get those juices flowing
Making love gravy, love gravy, love gravy
Love, love, love! ooh-ee.
Open up a packet of my gravy.
Baby it's burning just for you.
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I'm gonna make love to ya woman
'Gonna get a little freaky too.
With lingerie and leather
And a bottle of superglue.
Let's make a human pretzel
Dip it in love gravy, love gravy, love gravy
Love, love, love! ooh-ee.
Open up a packet of my gravy.
Baby it's burning just for you.
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I'm gonna climb into your cockpit
Gonna get those rockets firing.
Blast you into orbit
And burn out all your wiring.
Get our asses on the launchpad
Making love gravy, love gravy, love gravy
Love, love, love!
Open up a packet of my gravy.
Baby it's burning just for you.
Would you like another helpin' of my gravy?
Baby say yeah.. [yeah yeah yeah]

I got a whole lot of gravy left baby.
Ooh, those are nice.. would you like some gravy on those?
There's enough gravy to go around for everybody
Mmmmmm.. I'm gonna drown all you bitches in gravy

 

[Lestat]

"I'll motorboat your beef curtains and breathe in the following qweef like I'm smelling spring daisies."

lol. twisted

 

[jnevin]

"I want to dry hump your chin fat."