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TheDarkSideNinja
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HAHA FOOLED YOU!!! Anyways since your here listen to my story and answer my question. I was walking into this underground porn store cause i don't have the balls to walk in a nice one just in case i see somebody i know right. Well anyways i was goin there because this girl wanted me to pick up 3 porns and a pocket rocket for her haha. She said specifically to get anal videos cause she has an idea. Now keep in mind this is the one who has been saying she loves anal and will eventually give it up to me sooo im like aight fuck it ill get her a medium sized B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend) for that nite and when im not around. Sooo im walkin up to the counter thinking o shit there is a girl working and she sees me with a vibe and anal videos and im like f*** i hope she doesnt think they are for me!!! So she smiles at me and is like have a wonnnnderful nite and im thinkin o s*** i gotta get my @$$ outta here b4 somebody else sees me. Sooo im goin home thinkin yea tonite im gon f*** that bee in tha @$$ and im gettin all psyched. So when she came over i had the scented candles (this time all the same smell 
) and the soft music was playing!!! So she got here and i popped in porn #1 and started giving her a massage and must have really turned her on cause shes like i am so horney so take me right now. So im like alright soooo i pounding the hell out of her shes blowin my cock and all then it was time to go for the microscopic hole haha!!! Sooo i lubed my cock up with the astroglide and put a ton on her hole and butt crack and shes like wait. And im like what shes like i want u to appreciate what im doing for u. So i said ok i appreciate it and she had her new Vibe in hand and is like bend over and ill show u what i mean and im like wtf haha. And shes like if u let me do this to u ill let u pound my @$$ as hard as u wanna. Sooo im like nooooo wayyyyy this is exit only lady sooo to get her to go along i said maybe next time. So shes like fine i cant take it f*** my @$$ already. And i will tell u i stuck it in there and it was sooo good i lost my soldiers in a matter of prolly 45 seconds flat. WOW yall gotta get a freaky bitch like this. Unbelievable!!! Now my question is going back to the porn store what if u were me and a hott chick was seeing what u were buying? Do u think she thought i was a pig??? ~JT~
) and the soft music was playing!!! So she got here and i popped in porn #1 and started giving her a massage and must have really turned her on cause shes like i am so horney so take me right now. So im like alright soooo i pounding the hell out of her shes blowin my cock and all then it was time to go for the microscopic hole haha!!! Sooo i lubed my cock up with the astroglide and put a ton on her hole and butt crack and shes like wait. And im like what shes like i want u to appreciate what im doing for u. So i said ok i appreciate it and she had her new Vibe in hand and is like bend over and ill show u what i mean and im like wtf haha. And shes like if u let me do this to u ill let u pound my @$$ as hard as u wanna. Sooo im like nooooo wayyyyy this is exit only lady sooo to get her to go along i said maybe next time. So shes like fine i cant take it f*** my @$$ already. And i will tell u i stuck it in there and it was sooo good i lost my soldiers in a matter of prolly 45 seconds flat. WOW yall gotta get a freaky bitch like this. Unbelievable!!! Now my question is going back to the porn store what if u were me and a hott chick was seeing what u were buying? Do u think she thought i was a pig??? ~JT~
