People on this board are generally nice, so they're hesitant to give you a slap in the face when you need it, so......
Holy crap! This has to be the worst attitude I've heard since I tried to get my Mom to exercise more. Bro, seriously, how the hell do you expect to accel in lifting or fighting with this state of mind. You've chosen to dive into two of the most physically and spiritually demanding sports in the world, and you're taking a half-assed attitude about it. All the little twerps curling and benching the same weight everyday have this exact attitude. If you're going to think like this, quit the gym and use the money for a Playstation.
Your other option is to find someone that knows how to deadlift and ASK. Look on the powerlifting board and this board for pics and clips of deads being done. There's plenty of good bros here that will go out of their way to help you.
You've expressed a wholehearted interest in achieving something, yet you're not willing to do what it takes.
Don't be the guy that real lifters see as "one of the turds that take up the bench." Be a fellow lifter(and fighter).