Lol except the problem is the *large* majority of the time, people you think are jealous, aren't jealous.
If someone gets annoyed by that, it's over someone acting like a douchebag, not jealousy.
It's sort of like this ex I had who was so upset I was with someone new, he thought telling me how great he was would make me jealous and go back to him. Hed consistently tell me how much money he had, what lavish gifts he gave etc. And when that didn't work, he made up a fake girlfriend and would assign her traits and stories that exactly matched my accomplishments or story. And I wasn't jealous the more he bragged (falsely) about her. The more he bragged (true or false), the happier and more thankful I was that what I have now is nothing like him.
LOL what a loser