Jay the Juice man Jerk off Or Genius?

[enzymus]

Do you guys like juice?


mmmmmm

it's butta baby

So good as a snack before or after workout

 

[Bubba]

Depends how much cash he made hocking those things on T.V.

 

[Eightball-18]

i think he should cut those fucking eyebrows before someone gets hurt.

stupid grass drinking hippy.

they are like 2'' long!

 

[MUSTANG_18]

LOL@Eightball

M18

 

[Amp Lee]

My favorite two parts of that infomercial are when:

-- Jay starts rambling on in pseudo-medical fashion "we're cleansing the blood here, we're talking about corpuscles here, we're talking about hemoglobin here..." and the perky woman sees the sensors flashing behind the cameras... "THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR SALES BZZ BZZT BZZT" and jumps in and interrupts him with "Isn't that FUN?"

-- In another part when the old man starts talking about a special juice (something like hay, lemons, grapefruit rinds, and some mashed up beetles) that is supposed to cleanse the bowel... again, not too often you hear "bowel" on TV, LOL...

 

[NYStrip]

O/T, but I just want Susan Powter back. I miss her infomercials.

 

[enzymus]

Carrot Juice is the bomb

Pre workout I like to have a juice with 6 carrots 2 apples and the paresly.

That shit makes me so fuckin energized

 

[littlearnold1069]

My favorite two parts of that infomercial are when:

-- Jay starts rambling on in pseudo-medical fashion "we're cleansing the blood here, we're talking about corpuscles here, we're talking about hemoglobin here..." and the perky woman sees the sensors flashing behind the cameras... "THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR SALES BZZ BZZT BZZT" and jumps in and interrupts him with "Isn't that FUN?"

-- In another part when the old man starts talking about a special juice (something like hay, lemons, grapefruit rinds, and some mashed up beetles) that is supposed to cleanse the bowel... again, not too often you hear "bowel" on TV, LOL...

it's so sad that you can recall what seems like every detail from the informercial

 

[Amp Lee]

Little Arnold, this is because I am smarter than you.

Don't pretend you don't watch TV. I just have amazing powers of recall.

Excuse me, I have to go buy a refurbished Popeil Pasta Maker.

 

[littlearnold1069]

Little Arnold, this is because I am smarter than you.

Don't pretend you don't watch TV. I just have amazing powers of recall.

Excuse me, I have to go buy a refurbished Popeil Pasta Maker.

i never said i don't watch TV...i watch it for many hours a day..i just don't watch juiceman infomercials...good luck on that refurbished pasta maker...get one from E-Bay