im in boner mode

[Sub-Zero]

i have to go to class soon and im wearing sweatpants and im in boner mode, i feel really horny and the feeling of my weiner against my pants makesme wanna jerk off.

damn

 

[chewyxrage]

then jerkoff, what's the problem

 

[Cutiebaby]

shoulda worn jeans!

 

[Y_lifter]

God Bless the Sweatpants Boner..

Is his account still active here ?

 

[heatherrae]

ummm...take care of that before you go to class. Either finish it off or put on some jeans.

 

[ksharp01]

TMIewwww

 

[Frisky]

wtf?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i was late to class cuz i was taking care of it

 

[hotzie]

lol nice son.

 

[swole]

i was late to class cuz i was taking care of it

you have no idea.

I leave work everyday to have lunch at home. You know why? To jerk off. I start planning my beat-the-sawseech session at about 9:45 AM, right after the first wave of hot interns come into my room looking for materials. I flirt with a few, plant some seeds, then imagine banging them on my mixer, or on the barrel of white petrolatum while pouring glycerin all over their ass before slapping it with the head of my dark, spicy cock after it's been dipped in blue dye, after which point I start calling her Smurfette.

Also, I was late to many a class during college for that same reason. I even planned going back to my apartment between classes to whack-the-braciole.

Women, us men plan these things.