I want to have sex with everybody

[Nathan]

And I don't want to leave any orifices out either. That wouldn't be overly polite of me. Jesus fucking Christ, would you look at me? I'm fucking gorgeous in every way imagineable. Except physically, I'm pretty disgusting in terms of my physical appearance.
I'm obviously joking. Everyone knows I'm at least as cute as a button, if not cuter. I'm for sure prettier than every last orifice out there too, if you can imagine that and I don't think that you can. Picture what God would look like, now make him a little more symmetrical and thus a whole lot prettier, and that's what I look like. Except I'm not a dirty Mexican, nor would I ever buy one unless there was some sort of huge clearance sale and all dirty Mexicans HAD to go. Then and only might I feel compelled to lower my obscenely high standards.
Some people think Jesus was beautiful but those people never got a good look at me. First of all, unlike that Jesus guy, I'm not fat. Plus, I actually cut my hair when it gets too long rather than just be lazy about it and let it grow until I'm crucified, at which point I'd hope it would stop growing but one can't be too sure about these things. And finally, that guy was a total bleeder. I think he was a hemophiliac but I'm not sure. I don't have such genetic flaws. That's what makes me WAY better and WAY more beautiful.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I have now Idea of what you said because you are on my ignore list still! But judging from your thread title all I have to say is Blow Me untill you choke on my Sausage and you dont need any Mayo!

 

[curling]

Not me you don't fruitloop.

 

[notoriousQQ]

i think it's perfectly clear he doesn't want to have sex w/ you. Your daughter is the one he is always referencing wearing her ass like a hat, cleveland steamers, donkey punch's, chili dog's, rusty trombones, flying camel, hoodini, fish hook, wheel barrel, alabama slamma, butt sex, oral sex, stretching of orifices and the like.

rest easy though, this thread isn't about you.

Not me you don't fruitloop.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

1) I could totally picture Nathan really being Chris Farley, were Chris not dead.

2) Nathan never is on AIM no more.

 

[alien amp pharm]

And I don't want to leave any orifices out either. That wouldn't be overly polite of me. Jesus fucking Christ, would you look at me? I'm fucking gorgeous in every way imagineable. Except physically, I'm pretty disgusting in terms of my physical appearance.
I'm obviously joking. Everyone knows I'm at least as cute as a button, if not cuter. I'm for sure prettier than every last orifice out there too, if you can imagine that and I don't think that you can. Picture what God would look like, now make him a little more symmetrical and thus a whole lot prettier, and that's what I look like. Except I'm not a dirty Mexican, nor would I ever buy one unless there was some sort of huge clearance sale and all dirty Mexicans HAD to go. Then and only might I feel compelled to lower my obscenely high standards.
Some people think Jesus was beautiful but those people never got a good look at me. First of all, unlike that Jesus guy, I'm not fat. Plus, I actually cut my hair when it gets too long rather than just be lazy about it and let it grow until I'm crucified, at which point I'd hope it would stop growing but one can't be too sure about these things. And finally, that guy was a total bleeder. I think he was a hemophiliac but I'm not sure. I don't have such genetic flaws. That's what makes me WAY better and WAY more beautiful.

 

[Nathan]

i think it's perfectly clear he doesn't want to have sex w/ you. Your daughter is the one he is always referencing wearing her ass like a hat, cleveland steamers, donkey punch's, chili dog's, rusty trombones, flying camel, hoodini, fish hook, wheel barrel, alabama slamma, butt sex, oral sex, stretching of orifices and the like.

rest easy though, this thread isn't about you.

The thing I want to do to curling's daughter the most is to grab her by the ears and start ramming my erect phallus deep into her throat so that it chokes her. The timing has to be perfect of course, but I think it would be great if my load blows at the exact crucial moment that she would need to get air before she passes out so that I pull out just in time and as she desperately sucks in that breathe of air my load smacks into her forehead, right between her eyes. Call me a hopeless romantic, but that's my fantasy. Wasn't I going to stop doing this? I will now anyways.

 

[vixenbabe]

Do women scream your real name during sex or Jesus Christ's?

 

[vixenbabe]

I Must need to re-phrase the ?...Do men scream your real name of JC's?

;-)

 

[Nathan]

Do women scream your real name during sex or Jesus Christ's?

There is a lot of, "Jesus! Oh God! Jesus fucking Christ!" I'm not sure though if that's because of my mojo or the fact that I weigh about 210lbs and have a tendency to just lay on top of them and breathe heavily.