I Have Fallen Off The Wagon!!!!

[Texas Guns]

Well everything in Texas is big!!!! So right now I fit right in!!!!

Let me just say...I have every program and time slot on TV memorized now and don't you dare come within 20 feet of my remote control!!!!!!! My big soft bed (which takes a stip ladder to crawl up in) is beckoning my name...with the shades drawn and the air chilled to a nice Alaskan winter!! I remember falling asleep one night while eating expensive chocolates!!!! Mmmmmm You should have seen my face the next morning though!! Not a pretty sight!! I should have ate the chocolate before taking my sleeping pills!!! Oh well...another lesson learned!

Yes I hear the iron beckoning my name...and to face the wrath at the gym by all those who see what I have become!! OOooooo!!! An even worse thought is me actually taking a pic in a bikini!! I shutter to think of it so!!! Corn just send me your pic instead!!! I think that'll work!

And thank you to all my friends who continue to toss my big butt back onto the wagon!!!!!! Don't desert me now!!!

 

[Texas Guns]

Yes but for woman, as we get older 30 - 40, our sex drive gets younger.......just ask any 20 year old!!

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

Yes but for woman, as we get older 30 - 40, our sex drive gets younger.......just ask any 20 year old!!

I'm 25.. I can atest to that...

 

[princess]

Yes but for woman, as we get older 30 - 40, our sex drive gets younger.......just ask any 20 year old!!

so true!!! but men peak around 18...go figure!!!! sometimes life just doesn't make sense...

 

[The Ranger]

Bust you ass for a few months, then you'll recieve a Ranger "Happy Meal"....full heated rock massage, candle lite, wine, and dinner included.....and perhaps a personal "touch" as well....<evil grin>

Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Texas Guns]

Damn!! I am on the treadmill now huffing and puffing after that one, Ranger!!! Woo Hoo!!! Don't think I ain't seriously going to take you up on that!!! And if I fall off again, do I get the Ranger enemy torture treatment!!!! Please!! Please!! Please!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Damn!! I am on the treadmill now huffing and puffing after that one, Ranger!!! Woo Hoo!!! Don't think I ain't seriously going to take you up on that!!! And if I fall off again, do I get the Ranger enemy torture treatment!!!! Please!! Please!! Please!!

DON'T DO IT GURL!!!

(I don't mean the gettin' on the wagon thing neither!!!)

Ranger talks a good talk, but when it comes down to delivering the goods.... I have been told he comes up just a LEETLE BIT SHORT!



Why do you think Flexed dropped him like a bad habit?


Oh and Lobo -

Here's a big FUCK YOU !


I ain't old.... see my smiley SEZ SO!

 

[b fold the truth]

I plan on hitting the wagon starting at 7 pm October 5th!!! I plan on staying there for at least a week too!!!!

No time like the present. Start with small goals. Start now...small goals that you strive to meet daily.

Write down what you want to change in your life and then how you can change them... Find the problems then find the answers...

B True

 

[The Ranger]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Texas Guns]

Ranger, I am still huffing and puffing here!!! (Happy Meal....happy meal.....happy meal) I went for a 5 mile hike yesterday and I actually am sore today....that is dispicible!! I used to be able to run the damn thing with one leg tied behind my back!!! Hmmmmmm......now that's a great mental picture!!

and B'mom.....let's not forget who actually started "The Legend" (I know....bad TG, bad TG)

I am actuall feeling much better...had my first dose of ECA in months!! It was like I had been sick all my life and just got better. Thanks for all the "kicking of my ass" along the way...I am going to need it!

And to all the inquiries regarding Ranger, Flexed1, and myself?? Hell, someone's got to play referee when those two get together!! Might as well be me!! hehehehehehe