I Have Fallen Off The Wagon!!!!

[Texas Guns]

Well, Ladies, part of fixing your problem is admitting you have one, right....well, my name is Texas Guns and I am a eat-what-I-want-and-lay-on-my-ass-and-watch-TV-a-holic!!!! Yes I have fallen off the wagon once again!!!

But before I am battered by the strong armed, let me explain....

I have not been on the board much over the past few months due to some personal turmoil in my life...to top that all off, I have spent much of that time in and out of the hospital. So on top of that coupled with a move and new lifestyle, I have stopped going to the gym and eaten whatever I want to consume!! The results??? Well a fat ass now sits before you asking and begging your forgiveness and asks for a little help as I crawl back on that wagon of sobriety, good eating, and kick ass workouts!!!

I have also decided that since my finances will never afford me the chance for plastic surgery, I will venture south of the border for Breast implants!!!!! It will be just like stuffing pinatas!! Hopefully I will not be chased around with a bat and a blindfold!!!!

I am very discouraged due to the fact that before my setback I was seeing some awesome progress!! Well now it is time to get back to me and try to find some normalcy in my life (as if there really was any to begin with)!!! So cuss me or discuss me, but at the very least HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

Ms. TG

 

[Bikini Mod]

Baby, I was thinking about you today.. had somethin to do with license plates LOL!

JESUS H CHRIST!!! YOU WOMEN ALWAYS WANT IT - YESTERDAY!!!

These things take TAAAHHHM!!!

One day at a time, Darlin'.....

ONE DAY AT A TIME!

*said in my best BackwoodsCountryFuck-like voice*



Yes, I am not passing go. I am NOT collecting 200$. I am going STRAIGHT TO HELL!

tee-hee

 

[Temple]

Honey, you ain't the only one whose ass has been on the couch LOL. I have decided to rectify the problem by powerlifting with Spatts...at first I was excited but as I was walking in the door after going to the grocery store it hit me like a bolt of lightening 'YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN SAGGY ASS MIND" "SHE IS GOING TO FRICKING KILL YOU" but then the other side of my brain took over and said "but you'll make such a damn fine looking corpse when she's done".


Up off the couch...it's fall growing season....and we aren't growing fat, either....

 

[kronk]

TG, hang in there girl. Nice to see you are OK.

 

[MS]

How can we help?? I'm thinking the problem is not that you don't know what to do, but that you need some motivation to do it? If looking in the mirror, feeling weak and lethargic, general malaise, closet full of clothes too small, and knowledge about the increased risks of all sorts of nasty degenerative disease will do to you if you don't get off you butt and start eating right and exercising doesn't motivate you, then how can WE help!

 

[MS]

BTW, seen any good movies lately?

 

[Gladiola]

I'm still liftin' but my diet's been just a touch dirty - so I relate. Matter of fact, a few of us have had that problem - & if you'd like to come visit the group I have, we'd love to have you (originally started out as sugar addicts trying to kick the habit - but generally needing to stick to clean eating is the theme). Send me a PM for the URL (it's also on the 'need to vent' thread).

 

[SteelWeaver]

Mmmmmm,sounds like heaven! - what have you been eating???? C'mon ... DETAILS. Now this is not to embarrass you or anything - I'm just on a strict diet and need to live vicariously through others, muwwaa ha ha!

And after you tell us that, I think there's a squat rack open over there in the corner. Oooh, it's beckoning! Look at that! How silly and spindly the bar looks without plates! How silent and lonely the rack! I think you need to remedy that ... clankety clank. Mmm, smell the iron ....

 

[The Shadow]

TG - want motivation....take a pic of yourself in a bikini and post up on the board and take that same pic every 4 weeks.....see how hard you train

 

[Bikini Mod]

Shit, ain't nothing. Been there, done that. LOL. That's why they make wagons - so ya's can fall off from time to time. And that's why we all have friend's - to toss ya big 'ol butt back up on it.

HEY! Her butt may be big, but it sure the shit AIN'T OLD!