I am so strong, I accidently ripped my penis off today

[fistfullofsteel]

while pulling it out of my pants to take a piss.

 

[biteme]

while pulling it out of my pants to take a piss.

I have to be careful not to grip too tightly when jerking off. I've stretched it out a couple inches from accidently pulling too hard.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I have to be careful not to grip too tightly when jerking off. I've stretched it out a couple inches from accidently pulling too hard.

i can't do that because my penis is too afraid to get hard

 

[PICK3]

pdaddy will still take it

 

[seizer]

and you still have reason to live...



i envy this man.