I am going to take pictures of my penis.....

[frorider6]

BTW....how can you even walk with that massive meatstick?

Walking isn't that difficult. Playing sports is though. I usually just hold it in place with half a peanut shell and some athletic tape.

 

[The Shadow]

I feel your pain.

I have a tatoo there that reads hmb when soft and hydroxy-methyl-buterate when hard...

 

[toga22]

Walking isn't that difficult. Playing sports is though. I usually just hold it in place with half a peanut shell and some athletic tape.

LOL...Poor guy!!!

 

[toga22]

I feel your pain.

I have a tatoo there that reads hmb when soft and hydroxy-methyl-buterate when hard...

LOL, Corn!!

You do?

 

[frorider6]

LOL...Poor guy!!!

Women think that until I ream out their urethra! You've never been properly banged until you've been pee hole banged!

 

[casavant]

That is about as wrong as Janet Reno massaging her labia with David Koresh's dismembered and burnt finger.

Goddamn, that thought does evoke a powerful feeling of wrongness.

 

[casavant]

Can we get back to talking about massaging my weiner?

Uuum... no.