I am beginning to forget what sex feels like

[onerepmaximum]

I think I had sex last night cause when I got out of bed this morning, I didn't have underwear on....

But I don't remember going to bed, and I don't remember taking them off....

Hmmm... I am sure it was some awefull sex if there was sex 'cause I was f'in wasted.....

Did your anus hurt?

 

[KillahBee]

Oh shit, I'm thinking of boardin I guess. He posted a pic of some broad with her two friends before a school dance. I got you two mixed up!

a) it was boardin

b) if I don't have more sex than that douche, please kill me.

 

[string_bean00]

b) if I don't have more sex than that douche, please kill me.

Oh shit!



Hahahaha!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Oh yeah. I keep getting confused.





P.S. do you think you could send me some naked pics?

You want naked pics of yourself???

 

[onerepmaximum]

You want naked pics of yourself???

Hmmm, I kind of painted myself into a corner, huh?

 

[Dial_tone]

It's getting dangerously close to hooker time. For real. I find myself masturbating while crying and it's really beginning to scare me.

get a massage with happy ending; you'll feel better.

 

[jh1]

Did your anus hurt?

Shut up you....








(yeah, it kinda did - what does that mean?)

 

[Seashell]

Hmmm, I kind of painted myself into a corner, huh?

Just send the nekkid pics of you, to me.


Then everything will be all better.

 

[onerepmaximum]

get a massage with happy ending; you'll feel better.

You're supposed to end statements like that with "or so I've been told."

 

[jh1]

Just send the nekkid pics of you, to me.


Then everything will be all better.

You, You, You.... TRAMP!


That's it....