I am beginning to forget what sex feels like

[KillahBee]

DUDE, that's BBF.


Put the dick down and slowly back away!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*crying in the shower scene from Crying Game*

 

[Gambino]

killah I thought you had some lil' guniea brat lined up...

 

[SoreArms]

Get the real doll

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

the question here is - WTF am I NOT crying about.....

Ekk. Well, shit. I thought you were kidding. Atleast your not fat and ugly like me, you'll get some soon.

 

[string_bean00]

Yeah, what happened to that broad you showed us a picture of? She banging some other dude?

 

[KillahBee]

killah I thought you had some lil' guniea brat lined up...

oh don't you worry about me my man, I am going home this weekend for the St. Mary's Feast, where every Italian hunny within 60 miles will be. Long dark hair, Gucci tube tops, and lots of hair product.

 

[KillahBee]

Yeah, what happened to that broad you showed us a picture of? She banging some other dude?

I did what?

 

[onerepmaximum]

No I am you silly

Oh yeah. I keep getting confused.





P.S. do you think you could send me some naked pics?

 

[jh1]

I think I had sex last night cause when I got out of bed this morning, I didn't have underwear on....

But I don't remember going to bed, and I don't remember taking them off....

Hmmm... I am sure it was some awefull sex if there was sex 'cause I was f'in wasted.....

 

[string_bean00]

I did what?

Oh shit, I'm thinking of boardin I guess. He posted a pic of some broad with her two friends before a school dance. I got you two mixed up!