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A guy walking along the strip in Las Vegas spots a drop-dead-gorgeous hooker
and struck up a conversation. "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replied, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes!" say the guy.
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those because I give
a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500."
" I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just
across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job
that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for
another year or so, and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more
amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decided to dip into the retirement savings for one more glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, "How much for pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window again
I want to show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,
gambling palaces and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "you own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy!"
and struck up a conversation. "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replied, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes!" say the guy.
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those because I give
a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500."
" I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just
across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job
that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for
another year or so, and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more
amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decided to dip into the retirement savings for one more glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, "How much for pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window again
I want to show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,
gambling palaces and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "you own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy!"
