Holy shit .. my dick is orange

[the_clockwork]

I was watching porn while eating nacho cheese doritos.. and the rest writes itself

 

[calveless wonder]

dude do you really give people mental health advice for a living

 

[jerkbox]

so is mine.....but it's always like that.

they call me carrot crotch

 

[jnevin]

Oompa loompa on growth?

 

[Kano]

hot but i want a pic

 

[Phaded]

sweetish.. my dick is orange cause i have aids

 

[jdugan]

at least your balls arent blue

 

[wootoom]

my dick is purple i just watched barney

 

[puddlemonkey]

lotta STDs up in here

 

[Kano]

i just fucked my pocket ass

 

[the_clockwork]

my dick is purple i just watched barney

'

hahaha

 

[the_clockwork]

dude do you really give people mental health advice for a living

yes, I contain this thing some people here call a sense of humor

 

[the_clockwork]

sweetish.. my dick is orange cause i have aids

fuck maybe I have aids from hooking up with you last night?

 

[calveless wonder]

yes, I contain this thing some people here call a sense of humor

i was busting balls my negro.

it's just the irony, you're one of the most random peeps on here.

 

[redguru]

Too much Canthaxanthin?

 

[calveless wonder]

my dick is purple i just watched barney

wootoom is the master of puppet ass

 

[the_clockwork]

Too much Canthaxanthin?

wtf is that?

 

[redguru]

wtf is that?

It's a food coloring in meat processing, used early on as a self-tanner. One side, is it would make your palms and soles of your feet orange. Similar to betacarotene except it is red, vice yellow.

 

[heatherrae]

clever

 

[the_clockwork]

It's a food coloring in meat processing, used early on as a self-tanner. One side, is it would make your palms and soles of your feet orange. Similar to betacarotene except it is red, vice yellow.

well then yes.. too much of that stuff

 

[the_clockwork]

clever

not so clever.. shit won't wash off

 

[heatherrae]

not so clever.. shit won't wash off

lye soap will get it to come off.










(along with the skin)

 

[the_clockwork]

sounds painful.. I'm using a scotch brilo pad atm.. my skin is nearly off with the orange

 

[redguru]

Try a golf course ball washer, might do the trick.

 

[PICK3]

I'm soaking my fleshlight in fish stock.

 

[nimbus]

sounds painful.. I'm using a scotch brilo pad atm.. my skin is nearly off with the orange

ass to mouth? that's disgusting bro

 

[the_clockwork]

not orange

 

[wootoom]

i fuck dead cats

 

[the_clockwork]

I fuck all roadkill

 

[wootoom]

i need a dead thing in me

 

[the_clockwork]

I kill toads and shove them up my ass

 

[wootoom]

i fuck spiders

 

[the_clockwork]

I fuck field mice

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I fuck field mice

and its still like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

anyway there are many cheese dick jokes i could make, but theyre pretty gross

 

[puddlemonkey]

i fuck spiders

Do their legs dangle down and tickle your balls?

 

[-SD-]

A Cockwork Orange.

 

[PICK3]

anyway there are many cheese dick jokes i could make, but theyre pretty gross

in

 

[digimon7068]

clockwork orange??

 

[digimon7068]

 

[-SD-]

clockwork orange??

see post 36

 

[the_clockwork]

lollololololololo

 

[digimon7068]

see post 36

fugger. . .

 

[puddlemonkey]

This fucker is relentless! But unfortunately for him so am I. Die spammers die!!! (and yes Digger I reported it)

 

[nimbus]

we must protect this house!