having problems sodomizing a girl

[p0ink]

and no, im not using any heavy androgens or anything, i just like the real rough shit.

 

[PrincessRayn]

i think having my head underwater anywhere would be pretty crazy and wild... maybe start in the bathtub and work your way up?

 

[Ercole]

no, i want to do this with the girl im with....plus, only sick fucks and weirdos take out personal ads soliciting sex.

Poink, you've gotta be putting us on. Your posts are hilarious. But I'm happy to see someone's carrying on the noble tradition of Jack The Ripper and Ted Bundy ...

 

[wyst]

Hi there, such a sweet, romantic post! I got moist reading it.

I know exactly what you could do to get me to take in the ass with my head pressed into a toilet. Ready?

We would simply take turns. As i see your a gentleman, ladies first. I would strap on a nice giant dildo and tear your little booty out while of course holding your head under the toilet water. Mmmm....must ask myself, what would Jenna do?

For fairness, i should mention i am 6 feet, 202lbs @ 16% bf. I bench 250+ and squat about 370, so hold tight to the toilet, oke? Could become rough.

If you were still able i would be delighted of course to have you destroy my bowels.

Haha! That cracked me up.

xoxo

Wyst

 

[p0ink]

ok, well we talked it out a bit, and her main concern is the cleanliness of the bowl, which is understandable. i told her i would get it as clean as possible, but she still doesnt like the idea that her head will be dunked in toilet water. i can see her point, but i guess we will have to compromise a bit. so this is what im thinking, since she is concerned about having her head submerged in toilet water, i was thinking about covering her face. how long could a person last with a plastic garbage bag over their head? i was thinking about duct taping the opening of the bag around her neck so the bag will stay on and water can't get in. what do you people think? will there be enough oxygen in there for her to breath? i know it will get a bit hot in there, but besides that, i think it will be fine.

oh yeah, what would make you ladies here even more wet? hands and feet bound behind your back? or arms duct taped around the toilet?

 

[wyst]

how long could a person last with a plastic garbage bag over their head?

I knew someone (a guy) who died trying to figure that one out. An autoerotic masturbation game. His family was less than amused when they found him in his bedroom.

Wyst

 

[tableedge]

Ninety seconds of intense oxygenless masturebation is the limit. i have trained myself for years, and i've stretched it to 2.5 minutes. be careful poink. also, if you kill a woman, you know that it is 3/5 as bad as killing a man. you probably won't even get time for it.

 

[paradox]

also, if you kill a woman, you know that it is 3/5 as bad as killing a man. you probably won't even get time for it.

If his gf was any relation to me, he wouldnt even be alive long enough to stand trial.

 

[p0ink]

i was not serious about posting an ad in a classified.. but what is your definition of a sick fuck or a weirdo anyway?? just curious

i dont know...there are just alot of sick fuckin people out there. i wouldnt want to get some chick who is completely out of her mind and gets off on dangerous and scary shit like electrocution and whatnot...plus i dont want the 'girl' to turn out being some guy who will force me to perform oral sex at gun point or something...too risky. i prefer people into normal sex stuff.

 

[lilchit]

because of this thread ive started locking the bathroom door when i clean the toilet, but i now wear a thong for that chore.