Sober no...let them give me some head while i drink a beer..lol...now if i was very very drunk(as in drink atleast a fifth) i would do them all at once...i may not make it out alive but i would try...lololol
i hit them all with a barrage of punches and then send to a hospital where a team of the world's best plastic surgeons are ready to go to work on them.
put them in the town im currently in, and theyd get laid very quickly. with decent guys, too (decent = tanned mediterranean men who work out and have decent faces, who make good money, live in nice houses, drive nice cars). they look better than a lot of the girls here who have more men than they can handle, so why not?