Got a squirter -- eww!!!

[Razorguns]

I feel like Lestat.

Been feelin' crappy lately -- so decided to polish off my time-honored pick-up skills from my 20's and took a chick (hot one, stripper at some local club) home from a club.

All was well -- until fucking niagara falls came pouring down.

God DAMN. Talk about ruining the entire moment. Yuck. Thank god i had one extra set of sheets.

I'm so put-off. Spent 20 mins in the shower. I don't think i'll touch another female for awhile. Think i'm gonna go get a kitten.

my FUCKING luck.... (no pun intended).

 

[WODIN]

Lmao!!!

 

[MrMuscle]

lol whats wrong with that?

 

[Lestat]

I feel like Lestat.

Been feelin' crappy lately -- so decided to polish off my time-honored pick-up skills from my 20's and took a chick (hot one, stripper at some local club) home from a club.

All was well -- until fucking niagara falls came pouring down.

God DAMN. Talk about ruining the entire moment. Yuck. Thank god i had one extra set of sheets.

I'm so put-off. Spent 20 mins in the shower. I don't think i'll touch another female for awhile. Think i'm gonna go get a kitten.

my FUCKING luck.... (no pun intended).

Haha.. damn man..

I had a girl like that in college.. its was crazy... that fucking wetness soaked through my mattress and I was fucked for a few days... luckily it didn't smell, but I avoided that spot on the bed for a while.

Good job at picking up a hot chick though man, good work!!!

 

[Dial_tone]

I got a friend that says she can soak bath towels....undecided whether I want to witness that or not.

 

[jh1]

HHAHA...

Turd Ferguson... my co-worker..... messed around with this girl that was a friend of a girl I banged a few times...

Well turns out the girl get so went her pants and whatever else gets soaked. His car wreaked... and he eventually sold it... in part because of her discharge...

Disgusting.

 

[hamstershaver]

its nasty you dont want to experience it

 

[SoreArms]

I've had some gushers that would leave some big ass wet spots on my bed but not a squirter. Sounds like it would be fun.

BTW
Dd she flip you and squirt it on your back?

 

[bran987]

I hope this helped you get over the insecurity caused by the La Jolla dealership

 

[Smurfy]

that sounds pretty gross LMAO i have heard some guys say they like it?

 

[jh1]

BTW
Dd she flip you and squirt it on your back?

LOL... holy fuck.... that is funny.... I would be traumatized if some chick 'came' on me like I do to girls...

I'd need counseling 4-sure...

 

[Becoming]

that is the bomb dude... just make sure you nail em at their place....

best parts...

1) nailing em doggie style and shit starts squirting out but cause of the fact you are in there it can't so you get high pressure jets flying out all over the place!

2) bend em over for a quickie (preferably in a skirt), but get after and start hammering that shit.... tons of wet starts dripping down all over the legs til it looks like someone sprayed her with a hose!

damn, good times...

 

[Burning_Inside]

yeah that squirting shit or for novelty only. in real world application, it just does not work one bit. gross. who wants to deal with that junk everytime the chick orgasms?

 

[Burning_Inside]

HHAHA...

Turd Ferguson... my co-worker..... messed around with this girl that was a friend of a girl I banged a few times...

Well turns out the girl get so went her pants and whatever else gets soaked. His car wreaked... and he eventually sold it... in part because of her discharge...

Disgusting.

OMFG

ship her off to north korea

 

[Smurfy]

that is the bomb dude... just make sure you nail em at their place....

best parts...

1) nailing em doggie style and shit starts squirting out but cause of the fact you are in there it can't so you get high pressure jets flying out all over the place!

2) bend em over for a quickie (preferably in a skirt), but get after and start hammering that shit.... tons of wet starts dripping down all over the legs til it looks like someone sprayed her with a hose!

damn, good times...

oh man, Becoming...you aint right man ....you aint right. I like the doggie style part or the bend over for a quickie, but the rest? thats kinda nassssssy.

 

[Dial_tone]

Look at the bright side.....she coulda pooped on ya during buttsex.

 

[Burning_Inside]

oh man, Becoming...you aint right man ....you aint right. I like the doggie style part or the bend over for a quickie, but the rest? thats kinda nassssssy.

how long you like your quickies to go for?

if less than 10 mins, let's rock caus i gotta run in a bit.

 

[Smurfy]

Look at the bright side.....she coulda pooped on ya during buttsex.

dude...........

 

[Becoming]

oh man, Becoming...you aint right man ....you aint right

Heard this too many times to count

I like the doggie style part or the bend over for a quickie,

Best part is she knows she "leaks" so you tell her you will be "quick" on the quickie (in a skirt or short dress), but then you go to town and hammer that shit for niagra falls!!

If only I had a vid of that shit!

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I can't believe some of you guys are grossed out by a chick that leaks... Seriously! you have to love the whole chick(I don't mean love like Love, I mean love like Luv).

If a chick is thorough enough let me bust a nutt in her mouth and allover her face, I don't have a problem with her leaking like an open fire Hydrant.
There are a lot worst things than a leaking pussy… How about a leaking transmission? Or a leaking engine block? Then you have some real problems.

PS: I luv making bitches wet.

 

[Smurfy]

ok wow. may i be excused from this convo please? thanks. lol

 

[Razorguns]

PS: I luv making bitches wet.

I should pass along her #.

hehe. The Elite Fitness Booty Referral Network! I'm done with this one.

*Passes her along to the next bro*

 

[Becoming]

ok wow. may i be excused from this convo please? thanks. lol

I think this is the first time a dude made smurfy back down...

(fade in rocky song)

 

[Burning_Inside]

I should pass along her #.

hehe. The Elite Fitness Booty Referral Network! I'm done with this one.

*Passes her along to the next bro*

wow dude when teleportation becomes reality youre set.

 

[tuc biscuit]

shizzle be all good fo dis nizzle

 

[Turd Ferguson]

HHAHA...

Turd Ferguson... my co-worker..... messed around with this girl that was a friend of a girl I banged a few times...

Well turns out the girl get so went her pants and whatever else gets soaked. His car wreaked... and he eventually sold it... in part because of her discharge...

Disgusting.

True story. The funny part of the story is that I was messing around with her in my car and she soaked her pants. Then she realized that she had forgotten her keys and had to go back into the club JH1 was at with her friend looking like she peed herself. She came really easy all the time. My car smelled like tuna for about a week while the spot on my passanger seat dried.

 

[Razorguns]

wow dude when teleportation becomes reality youre set.

hehe. Fantasy Ranch strip club. Long Beach, ca. Michelle (not sure her stage name). Tall. Blonde. Long legs. Knock yerself out.

we should have a template for the referalls. maybe like a pre-made form.

 

[Smurfy]

True story. The funny part of the story is that I was messing around with her in my car and she soaked her pants. Then she realized that she had forgotten her keys and had to go back into the club JH1 was at with her friend looking like she peed herself. She came really easy all the time. My car smelled like tuna for about a week while the spot on my passanger seat dried.

that is so gross. tuna? who smells like tuna? good lord.

 

[Allon]

BTW
Dd she flip you and squirt it on your back?

LMAO, that is soo soo funny. just imagine it.

 

[jerseyart]

Not aprobelm

You can still have sex with her. Just don't get her aroused or make her climax.

Don't know how to accomplish that though. Ask Tuc what he does and just do that

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I should pass along her #.

hehe. The Elite Fitness Booty Referral Network! I'm done with this one.

*Passes her along to the next bro*

"It aint no fun if my homeys can't have none... " -Snoop Dogg

 

[superspud]

thank god for towels.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

ok wow. may i be excused from this convo please? thanks. lol

Git cho ass back in here Smurfet... I wanna holler at you for a minute... So you want me to take another pic for a new avatar? I now a Motor Inn with a great looking interior we can go to.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Not aprobelm

You can still have sex with her. Just don't get her aroused or make her climax.

Don't know how to accomplish that though. Ask Tuc what he does and just do that

I show them a picture of your face.

 

[SoKlueles]

hahahaha
dang i feel bad now tho........

 

[superqt4u2nv]

How much came out? I have heard of this but am amazed by it I have never experienced this myself kinda thought it was an urban legend. Hit again Razor and take a video please.

 

[Paulo]

I wet women


If anything else, it makes for a good ego boost

 

[Smurfy]

Git cho ass back in here Smurfet... I wanna holler at you for a minute... So you want me to take another pic for a new avatar? I now a Motor Inn with a great looking interior we can go to.

Sorry honey, I'll be vacationing in DC for about 4 days. Ill be tied up

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Eww just saw tuna remark

 

[SoKlueles]

lol tuna..........blech

 

[Paulo]

I remember the first time I had a chick get all squirty. I thought it was awesome. Soaked half the bed, lol.

But then again, I have always had a warm spot in my heart for hot, sweaty, messy sex.

 

[SoKlueles]

I remember the first time I had a chick get all squirty. I thought it was awesome. Soaked half the bed, lol.

But then again, I have always had a warm spot in my heart for hot, sweaty, messy sex.

seeeeeee some guys like it, and i know of at least one more that does but hes trying to be a craphead

 

[Buddy_Christ]

squirters/gushers are awesome. it's like a huge ego boost. you not only made her cum real hard, you made her soak the entire bed! what's wrong with that?!

and Turd, your car smelled like TUNA?! dude, i hope you didn't go down on that chick.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'll take a moaner over a gusher. SCHWINGGGGGGG

 

[Paulo]

I'll take a moaner over a gusher. SCHWINGGGGGGG

I'll take both


god, I am wanting me some of that right now actually....

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Was it clear, or sorta creamy-white looking? If it's the latter, I can understand.

 

[DJ_UFO]

I'm trying to turn my wife into a squiter...that's so hot!

 

[Colonel Ingus]

My girl squirts whenever she's on top, and I can get her to squirt a few other ways, but she likes taking top best. I thing that there's nothing hotter than watching her trying to hold back for a few seconds, and then have her start moaning while a wash of her juices gush out of her kitty and soak the both of us. I get a little puddle on my navel, and her juices run down my ass cheeks, across my belly and down my hips onto the bed. It's like nothing I've ever experienced before and I love it more each time it happens. We go from the relatively quiet skin contact that happens with her on top, to a loud slapping of our drenched hips just after she's cum. Once that happens, I can never last longer than a few more thrusts and I'm cumming too. For me, if I haven't made her gush at least once every time we have sex, then I didn't do my job. I LOVE making her cum like that!!!

 

[Gymgurl]

Just a moaner here not a squirter......

 

[jerseyart]

Just a moaner here not a squirter......

Maybe you just haven't met the right guy

 

[makalauna]

I can't believe some of you guys are grossed out by a chick that leaks... Seriously! you have to love the whole chick(I don't mean love like Love, I mean love like Luv).

If a chick is thorough enough let me bust a nutt in her mouth and allover her face, I don't have a problem with her leaking like an open fire Hydrant.
There are a lot worst things than a leaking pussy… How about a leaking transmission? Or a leaking engine block? Then you have some real problems.

PS: I luv making bitches wet.

LOL!!!

 

[DIVISION]

dude....

All was well -- until fucking niagara falls came pouring down.

God DAMN. Talk about ruining the entire moment. Yuck. Thank god i had one extra set of sheets.

I'm so put-off. Spent 20 mins in the shower. I don't think i'll touch another female for awhile.

Are you a man? Are you sure?

I've never heard anything so weak and pathetic in my life....

Instead of bitching like a cunt, you should have been eating up that pussy.....

Perhaps you should get a kitten until you can appreciate a female entirely....

 

[Turd Ferguson]

squirters/gushers are awesome. it's like a huge ego boost. you not only made her cum real hard, you made her soak the entire bed! what's wrong with that?!

and Turd, your car smelled like TUNA?! dude, i hope you didn't go down on that chick.

Nope never even did her. That was enoough to send her on her way. She was a rebound relationship. Me trying to get over my now wife breaking up with me before we got married.

It was fun for a night.

 

[Puddles]

Something was wrong with tuna girl. I'm a squirter but I never left any tuna smells. That's just nasty!

If you find yourself in a relationship with a squirter, just get a plastic mattress cover for the bed. Fuck like crazy and when you're done, throw down a few towels and you're set.

 

[VascularRock]

Something was wrong with tuna girl. I'm a squirter but I never left any tuna smells. That's just nasty!

If you find yourself in a relationship with a squirter, just get a plastic mattress cover for the bed. Fuck like crazy and when you're done, throw down a few towels and you're set.

I aggree with Puddles....the tuna smell is gotta be bad. She don't have to squirt to leave some nasty smelling deposits around.

My wife is a squirter (sometimes more than others). Never, ever had a bad smell. Just the wonderful taste and smell of sweet sex. Yep the matress cover works well or a bib.

 

[Naeem]

Squirters are awesome, my girlfriends 'discharge' never smells like tuna. I know, infact I sniff it now and then to make sure. Now and then when shes really horney shell get off ALOT. Its awesome