Got a squirter -- eww!!!

[Smurfy]

ok wow. may i be excused from this convo please? thanks. lol

 

[Razorguns]

PS: I luv making bitches wet.

I should pass along her #.

hehe. The Elite Fitness Booty Referral Network! I'm done with this one.

*Passes her along to the next bro*

 

[Becoming]

ok wow. may i be excused from this convo please? thanks. lol

I think this is the first time a dude made smurfy back down...

(fade in rocky song)

 

[Burning_Inside]

I should pass along her #.

hehe. The Elite Fitness Booty Referral Network! I'm done with this one.

*Passes her along to the next bro*

wow dude when teleportation becomes reality youre set.

 

[tuc biscuit]

shizzle be all good fo dis nizzle

 

[Turd Ferguson]

HHAHA...

Turd Ferguson... my co-worker..... messed around with this girl that was a friend of a girl I banged a few times...

Well turns out the girl get so went her pants and whatever else gets soaked. His car wreaked... and he eventually sold it... in part because of her discharge...

Disgusting.

True story. The funny part of the story is that I was messing around with her in my car and she soaked her pants. Then she realized that she had forgotten her keys and had to go back into the club JH1 was at with her friend looking like she peed herself. She came really easy all the time. My car smelled like tuna for about a week while the spot on my passanger seat dried.

 

[Razorguns]

wow dude when teleportation becomes reality youre set.

hehe. Fantasy Ranch strip club. Long Beach, ca. Michelle (not sure her stage name). Tall. Blonde. Long legs. Knock yerself out.

we should have a template for the referalls. maybe like a pre-made form.

 

[Smurfy]

True story. The funny part of the story is that I was messing around with her in my car and she soaked her pants. Then she realized that she had forgotten her keys and had to go back into the club JH1 was at with her friend looking like she peed herself. She came really easy all the time. My car smelled like tuna for about a week while the spot on my passanger seat dried.

that is so gross. tuna? who smells like tuna? good lord.

 

[Allon]

BTW
Dd she flip you and squirt it on your back?

LMAO, that is soo soo funny. just imagine it.

 

[jerseyart]

Not aprobelm

You can still have sex with her. Just don't get her aroused or make her climax.

Don't know how to accomplish that though. Ask Tuc what he does and just do that