"Hey, look what I've Got!" ... I'm sorry, but I just can't right now ... [rant]

[EarthRider]

maybe sit on him @ 2150psi

 

[WoodyO]

Be thankful he doesn't beat off onto you while your sleeping. You could wake up covered in jizz.

 

[musclemom]

lol...usually I'd just suck it up (I've not had this problem in a minute) and ask that he be quick (like three minutes quick) but if you're on your period and have cramps (which means you are in day one or two of your period) you're allowed to not want to have sex right now ...lol

If sucking on it would solve the problem quickly I would, but he's one of those weird bastards that takes 10x longer to bust orally. Lockjaw doesn't begin to describe it.

i hope my gf doesnt think like you...ever....

I've been with my husband for 17 years, how long you been with your GF?! At the 3 year mark we were still giving each other friction burns down below, so come talk to me when you two have been together for 16.5 more years.

No time for sex, but plenty of time to poast on EF?

He left for work at 6:15 this morning. Morning woody was waggling at me at 5:20 this morning. We have to work for a living, remember? I had work I had to edit and upload before 8:00 a.m., then actually grabbed a bite while I set up files for today's transcription, and pretty much since about 9:00 I've been on the phone on behalf of his daughter and have been pulling documents together and faxing a total of 70 pages to Social Security -- and the fucking thing keeps jamming on the final fucking bunch GODDAMMIT!

tell him to work out his forearms and get over it. every man need a forearm workout.

We've both sort of reached the point where we find that really, really boring. He used to be a grand wanker but once he met me he got spoiled. What can I say, I gots mad skillz

 

[musclemom]

Cast a spell on his cock

How do you think I ended up with this problem

 

[EarthRider]

We've both sort of reached the point where we find that really, really boring. He used to be a grand wanker but once he met me he got spoiled. What can I say, I gots mad skillz [/QUOTE]

Prove it

 

[bren565]

this thread is amazing it gives me hope

i thought sex stopped after marriage and the wife turned into a complete and total icequeen

 

[zwhit]

If sucking on it would solve the problem quickly I would, but he's one of those weird bastards that takes 10x longer to bust orally. Lockjaw doesn't begin to describe it.

HAHAHA....that's exactly what Cindy meant!

 

[musclemom]

Prove it

Hmm, husband gets insta-boner when I give him a hug and a kiss and would rather boff me, wife of 17 years than wank it, and I have something to prove?

Uh, no, no I don't

 

[Arabian]

Lmao ! Musclemom, you are a trip!

 

[musclemom]

this thread is amazing it gives me hope

i thought sex stopped after marriage and the wife turned into a complete and total icequeen

All depends on why people get married. You get married for the right reasons it's a solid foundation and you never stop enjoying each other and making each other happy.

This thread is actually me bitching about the fact my life is getting in the way of me playing with my husband because I can't get my head in the game.