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"Hey, look what I've Got!" ... I'm sorry, but I just can't right now ... [rant]

1. I'm taking it for granted that most of you realize that this was primarily a joke thread.

2. The truth was actually post #30.

3. My husband does not belong to the board, not his thing. He joined up once and just couldn't get into it.

4. I did end up reading this thread to him earlier, he laughed his ass off at some of the comments and said I was precious.

See, couples have their way to play. Some couples find reasons to have spats just to have a reason to make up (some guys will tease or annoy their wives specifically for this purpose). My husband figured out a long time ago I don't get annoyed, I utterly flip my shit and teasing me is even worse. On the other hand, there are things he can do that I can only think of as being somewhat John Belushi like, that make me chuckle while at the same time shaking my head and rolling my eyes.

If our relationship lived and died on whether we bump uglies or not for a day, a week or even a month, we wouldn't have been together this long, and certainly still not be happy, and even in the worst of times we've managed to find a reason to laugh.
 
yes. it is. And there's still other options besides vaginal intercourse or anal intercourse. :)

And the mouth does double duty too, because it also keeps 'em quiet for a good 30 minutes.

win-win
 
yes. it is. And there's still other options besides vaginal intercourse or anal intercourse. :)

yep, no matter what side or position a woman goes to sleep in, there is always a opening..

and if you are really that hard up.. there's always the armpit..
 
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lol...usually I'd just suck it up (I've not had this problem in a minute) and ask that he be quick (like three minutes quick) but if you're on your period and have cramps (which means you are in day one or two of your period) you're allowed to not want to have sex right now ...lol

Cawk helps the cramps just get towels for the mess. Honestly MM it would probably help you let go of some stress you sound wound up as heck. Really what's 10 minutes?
 
Cawk helps the cramps just get towels for the mess. Honestly MM it would probably help you let go of some stress you sound wound up as heck. Really what's 10 minutes?

Well said!

Truth be told, you've figured guys out. It's probably for the best that more women don't think like you, or you guys would rule the world.
 
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