1. I'm taking it for granted that most of you realize that this was primarily a joke thread.
2. The truth was actually post #30.
3. My husband does not belong to the board, not his thing. He joined up once and just couldn't get into it.
4. I did end up reading this thread to him earlier, he laughed his ass off at some of the comments and said I was precious.
See, couples have their way to play. Some couples find reasons to have spats just to have a reason to make up (some guys will tease or annoy their wives specifically for this purpose). My husband figured out a long time ago I don't get annoyed, I utterly flip my shit and teasing me is even worse. On the other hand, there are things he can do that I can only think of as being somewhat John Belushi like, that make me chuckle while at the same time shaking my head and rolling my eyes.
If our relationship lived and died on whether we bump uglies or not for a day, a week or even a month, we wouldn't have been together this long, and certainly still not be happy, and even in the worst of times we've managed to find a reason to laugh.