give monkey a verbal spanking and get a 650,000+ k hit

[Arcon167]

if my choices were to fuck puds or a dead filipino boy...I'd have to ask what the boy died from

I'm filipino. Shirlene, I thought you were pretty cool, but yeah, I'm not down with this.

 

[Gawd]

He has bad hair.

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm filipino. Shirlene, I thought you were pretty cool, but yeah, I'm not down with this.

So you're not willing to kill yourself just to get a chance at Shirlene?

 

[Mr. dB]

When Puds bought his Lexus it had a Jesus Fish on the trunk lid, and he's never bothered to remove it.

 

[SpyWizard]

You are so ugly that when your moms named you she said Shi* happens

 

[SpyWizard]

Puddle is so messed up he called the suicide hotline and they asked him if he was wearing nike's..

he said "YES"

they said Just do it man//

 

[SpyWizard]

Puddles is so ugly, everytime his mother looks at him she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."