Excuses that dudes make for not getting laid

[Lestat]

Lets hear some of the main excuses you hear your bros (or hos for you ladies) throw out when they explain why they didn't want to or just plain didn't get laid.

1) I prefer quality over quantity
2) I can't just sleep with someone I don't know
3) its better when feelings are involved
4) i really like this girl, I don't want to rush it
5) I respect myself too much to have sex with someone I am not attracted to

 

[Wulfgar]

dude I would never even have thought of any of those had you not posted them! thx man
gives me some new excuses should I ever feel like being a pussy with women

 

[heatherrae]

4. I really didn't like that girl, anyway (after being rejected).
3. I had something else lined up.
2. I didn't have any protection and couldn't risk knocking her up.
1. My name is Lestat...lol. Just joking.

 

[TanOsaurus]

She was really a man.

She had terrible gas and/or breath.

Queer Eye was on that night.

 

[Wulfgar]

4. I really didn't like that girl, anyway (after being rejected).
3. I had something else lined up.
2. I didn't have any protection and couldn't risk knocking her up.
1. My name is Lestat...lol. Just joking.

#3 is legit I think...i mean, if I dont have a hefty bag,bottle of crisco and a large rubber band handy I wont even talk to girl

 

[heatherrae]

#3 is legit I think...i mean, if I dont have a hefty bag,bottle of crisco and a large rubber band handy I wont even talk to girl

LOL...an entire trash bag huh?

 

[Wulfgar]

LOL...an entire trash bag huh?

post nudes



and yes, 20 gallon

 

[BigRupe]

Lets hear some of the main excuses you hear your bros (or hos for you ladies) throw out when they explain why they didn't want to or just plain didn't get laid.

1) I prefer quality over quantity
2) I can't just sleep with someone I don't know
3) its better when feelings are involved
4) i really like this girl, I don't want to rush it
5) I respect myself too much to have sex with someone I am not attracted to

My friends usually say.

"Dude I was so drunk I couldn't get it up, but then again later I passed out and woke up naked so I might have fucked her."

 

[Maverick]

maybe we are all not male sluts who sleep with transexuals

 

[BigRupe]

I would have fucked her so hard her roommate would have had an orgasm, but her roommates a guy so I had to pass."