Do I have Sex Appeal?

[Frisky]

ya know, i thought you were tougher than that. you have the right and the firepower to say: you don't need to concern yourself with that right now. i'll let you know when you should be.

ok.. you have to know im just kidding

i am really honest with him, i prefer he gets all the answers from me than get it from any other source.

Believe me, kids these days have some crazy questions... I'm blessed with the fact that he can actually ask ME for the answers instead of anyone else.

 

[H_T_]

ok.. you have to know im just kidding

i am really honest with him, i prefer he gets all the answers from me than get it from any other source.

Believe me, kids these days have some crazy questions... I'm blessed with the fact that he can actually ask ME for the answers instead of anyone else.

well, that's nice.

 

[Frisky]

well, that's nice.

lol

well, its weird sometimes.. yikes.


But i wouldn't trade the trust for the world.

 

[H_T_]

lol

well, its weird sometimes.. yikes.


But i wouldn't trade the trust for the world.

trust is way harder to find than love. i think it might also feel better.........

 

[javaguru]

lol

well he's not 8 he's 11.. a year from jr. high, and im sure some horny bitch will soon try to get him behind the bleachers.. so yea, what ever question he has i answer... better me give him the 'right' answer than him find out on his own.. eh?

wait, wtf do I know about sex?

any way, i told him he could get pregnant, and that he'd have to pass a 10lb baby out of his peepee if he has sex or lets any chicks mouth touch it. I mean at that time it seemed like the perfect repsonse right? he believes everything I say so why not scare the living hell out of him... I actually showed him a watermellon and said this is what you are gonna have to pass thru your peepee, ARE YOU READY?

I don't believe he'll ever have sex now, which im really cool with, now, in a couple of years i have to go get a pumpkin and have the same speech with my daughter. Ah, it rocks being a mom

Tee Hee..I was 10lbs 4 oz when I was bor two weeks early...

 

[Frisky]

Tee Hee..I was 10lbs 4 oz when I was bor two weeks early...

DAMN

so you were actually born with a remote and playboy in hand eh?



He was 7'6oz drug free natural child birth with a few stitches added in...... I kidd really, but i did request after all that pain to just get closed the hell up

 

[EnderJE]

I can just imagine my kids at that age now. It's going to be great!

 

[Frisky]

I can just imagine my kids at that age now. It's going to be great!

i promise, you can't even imagine the questions that come! I've spent many of minutes with the OMG deer in the headlights look trying to answer in a not so blunt Frisky kinda way. I'm not good at being subtle as we all know

 

[EnderJE]

i promise, you can't even imagine the questions that come! I've spent many of minutes with the OMG deer in the headlights look trying to answer in a not so blunt Frisky kinda way. I'm not good at being subtle as we all know

Pfft. I have to answer questions now. The best part is when you make up answers and tell them with total conviction. (Where did I come from? Walmart. You were on sale.) The 4 and the 2 don't know the difference.

Its like when I give them bittersweet chocolate. At first, yay! Then, ugh.

hehehehehee

 

[Sub-Zero]

he wants to fuck u and i dont blame him