Do I have Sex Appeal?

[UA_Iron]

Hey hun! How's those enemies of the Devils doin' these days? I had fond memories of a Rose Bowl in the dim & distant past (1986 if I recall...)

Perhaps Erzulie should employ you to teach her son the ways of the man?

he'd probably have a beard and end up treating women like shit after me, haha.

 

[H_T_]

lol

do they, let me tell feisty to read them..... brb



i had to show her how to use a tamp..... wait.... nuff info here


anyway, all his questions are answered, doesn't matter what they are, sometimes its really weird but i wouldn't let them go with out being answered.

Not all the things he tells me I want to hear, but eh... part of being a mom I guess and I wouldn't give up the trust he has in me to actually come to me with any question.. FOR THE WORLD!

i guess i've been jaded, a couple of my ex's had kids and i didn't like the way they were being raised. i draw the line at having the "sex talk" with an 8 year old. and kids that tell their mom to fuck off. uh, but thats another story...

 

[Sassy69]

he'd probably have a beard and end up treating women like shit after me, haha.

I bet you're cute in a beard

 

[UA_Iron]

I bet you're cute in a beard

my gf made me shave my face today

 

[Frisky]

i guess i've been jaded, a couple of my ex's had kids and i didn't like the way they were being raised. i draw the line at having the "sex talk" with an 8 year old. and kids that tell their mom to fuck off. uh, but thats another story...

lol

well he's not 8 he's 11.. a year from jr. high, and im sure some horny bitch will soon try to get him behind the bleachers.. so yea, what ever question he has i answer... better me give him the 'right' answer than him find out on his own.. eh?

wait, wtf do I know about sex?

any way, i told him he could get pregnant, and that he'd have to pass a 10lb baby out of his peepee if he has sex or lets any chicks mouth touch it. I mean at that time it seemed like the perfect repsonse right? he believes everything I say so why not scare the living hell out of him... I actually showed him a watermellon and said this is what you are gonna have to pass thru your peepee, ARE YOU READY?

I don't believe he'll ever have sex now, which im really cool with, now, in a couple of years i have to go get a pumpkin and have the same speech with my daughter. Ah, it rocks being a mom

 

[Sassy69]

my gf made me shave my face today

I like my men shaved!

 

[H_T_]

lol

well he's not 8 he's 11.. a year from jr. high, and im sure some horny bitch will soon try to get him behind the bleachers.. so yea, what ever question he has i answer... better me give him the 'right' answer than him find out on his own.. eh?

wait, wtf do I know about sex?

any way, i told him he could get pregnant, and that he'd have to pass a 10lb baby out of his peepee if he has sex or lets any chicks mouth touch it. I mean at that time it seemed like the perfect repsonse right? he believes everything I say so why not scare the living hell out of him... I actually showed him a watermellon and said this is what you are gonna have to pass thru your peepee, ARE YOU READY?

I don't believe he'll ever have sex now, which im really cool with, now, in a couple of years i have to go get a pumpkin and have the same speech with my daughter. Ah, it rocks being a mom

no you didn't.

 

[Frisky]

no you didn't.

what was i supposed to say?

 

[Sassy69]

Your kid is gonna need a therapist by age 13.

 

[H_T_]

what was i supposed to say?

ya know, i thought you were tougher than that. you have the right and the firepower to say: you don't need to concern yourself with that right now. i'll let you know when you should be.