Do I have Sex Appeal?

[Sassy69]

Ah the joys of motherhood & puberty....!

 

[javaguru]

better get him a box of condoms

Wait until he walks up to her and says, "Mom, ya think I need to upgrade to magnums?"

 

[H_T_]

i was reluctant to tell him that touching it would make it smaller, cause i just know that will bite me in the ass one day.

LOL

So, im like yea.. you can talk to mamma..... needless to say he took that literally! NOW my oh my, do i get the ear full of the .......... oh dammit, i know you just didn't say what you said convo? am i dreaming?

Im glad he's really honest with me, but hell i pay the mamma price for this one. he's only 11.. really a mature 11 to.. so im not looking forward to 16 at all! Im sure the hell not buying porno's for him, oh hell no! Condoms? well to avoid what all you biatches above say,lol, im going out tomorrow and looking for trojan JR. size. LOL. whoa, boys mature sexually to damn young and then it takes them forever to actually 'MATURE' LOL

I'm going put the chasity belt on my daughter ...... brb

buy condoms?? no. at that age, we steal them. and they make kick ass water baloons! but there is a chance that he could get into something. i remember being that old and other kids already bragging about getting pussy. so, whenever there is a school dance or kids are meeting, be the first in line to chaperone.

 

[buffer1]

lol,no kidding

 

[seizer]

i was reluctant to tell him that touching it would make it smaller, cause i just know that will bite me in the ass one day.

LOL

So, im like yea.. you can talk to mamma..... needless to say he took that literally! NOW my oh my, do i get the ear full of the .......... oh dammit, i know you just didn't say what you said convo? am i dreaming?

Im glad he's really honest with me, but hell i pay the mamma price for this one. he's only 11.. really a mature 11 to.. so im not looking forward to 16 at all! Im sure the hell not buying porno's for him, oh hell no! Condoms? well to avoid what all you biatches above say,lol, im going out tomorrow and looking for trojan JR. size. LOL. whoa, boys mature sexually to damn young and then it takes them forever to actually 'MATURE' LOL

I'm going put the chasity belt on my daughter ...... brb

Skip the condoms and buy him a cane.

Ma'am, we have a pimp in the making. lol, Getting calls on his cell from bitches at age 11?? am I reading this right?

 

[Frisky]

Ah the joys of motherhood & puberty....!

i believe it has a direct relation to that beanie hat that KB shipped here.... not sure what it is but Im gonna blame it on KB

and I told him that KB was his daddy, so i had to tell him a bit about his daddy... ie, we read a few posts, threads... etc. He wants to be just like his papa

I created an animal

Yo, KB did you send my child support yet?

 

[Frisky]

Wait until he walks up to her and says, "Mom, ya think I need to upgrade to magnums?"

lol

i really think i'd choke on my own spit......... seriously! iv'e already told him condoms are individual rubber gloves for people that have big fingers.

what was i supposed to say? I was put on the spot

 

[Frisky]

buy condoms?? no. at that age, we steal them. and they make kick ass water baloons! but there is a chance that he could get into something. i remember being that old and other kids already bragging about getting pussy. so, whenever there is a school dance or kids are meeting, be the first in line to chaperone.

ummmmmmmmmmmmm so the damn dance coming up I need to be there? Wait its at school!

omg, i was so green at that age, like i didn't even realize i had a vagina nor what the hell i owned one for.

dis worrise me

Im going get some kind of jock strap with a lock or something! Really, do boys do this at so young?

 

[UA_Iron]

hey there Sassy

your kid needs some test asap

 

[H_T_]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm so the damn dance coming up I need to be there? Wait its at school!

omg, i was so green at that age, like i didn't even realize i had a vagina nor what the hell i owned one for.

dis worrise me

Im going get some kind of jock strap with a lock or something! Really, do boys do this at so young?

back then, 70s/80s, i don't think so. atleast not much. but today, the world has saturated itself in sex. we have a kid whose mom looks like a.....nvm. anyway, don't think that kids haven't already said stuff about the milf. and school dances are perfect breeding grounds. dark, loud, etc. just sneak into the bathroom....anyway, haven't you heard those stories about girls having babies at prom??